[kendra k]

you won't really know till you try it.
there was a club i used to go to when i was 12-15 for live punks shows that turned into a chippendales style strip club after the punk shows. it was always funny leaving and seeing the long lines of desperate overweight middle class women mixed with seedy looking gay men. all of them clutching a fist full of dollars, waiting for some meat.

[Boboff]

Did they give Mince away after or during ?

I went to a lap dancing club, and sat there like a startled rabbit / lost sheep, just saying ehhhhh no it's ok thank you, no your ok, I am fine thanks, I am enjoying the music immensely after all, you are a student really, how wonderful, no really I don't want a dance, really, no I am a bit tired thanks....... Boy I was glad to get out of there, my Boss man who took me spent £80 on Dances and didn't even get his rocks of, I really don't understand that at all, personally I'd rather have a pasty !

So I am with you foots which ever your appetite in these matters, the prancing about on a stage / on your lap type thing doesn't do it for me, I am such a gentleman when it comes to these matters that even when I fantasize about women, I always have to take them out for dinner first, pay the bill, and make sure they have multiple experiences before I can finally relieve the pressure.... It doesn't make for a speedy episode, but it is only right you know.

[kendra k]

it's nice to hear that not all guys dig the lap dance. when i was 16, i was in a band with a bunch of guys who always went to the strip club after they dropped me home from practice. they rationalized it as a warm-up for going back to having sex with their skanky girlfriends (if they made it back in time). i still don't know how i got hooked up with those guys. luckily i was too crass and boyish for their tastes.

[Vivienne]

I have a number of shortbread pieces to munch on on my way home... this is making me smile... I love my food.

[S4B]

There's a lapdancing club in Peterborough, I really like it in there, the girls are really friendly and the atmosphere is great. The dancing is erotic but not overdone and the private dances are errr interesting. Ooh and Footy they all have the right number of teeth! And drinks are cheaper than the other clubs!

[Yudster]

I bet you know my friend John!

[S4B]

Well I know a few guys called John, seems to be a popular name in there!

[Vivienne]

I am feeling better than this morning thanks to pills & lots of water woo hoo! And it's the w/end in 2 hours!

[Betti911]

Yes the weekend Two whole days without work however I am going to a wedding which might be messy.

[Vivienne]

enjoy your wedding !! I'm not doing much of anything, other than foam baths & TV, me thinks & music.

[S4B]

Yes the weekend Two whole days without work however I am going to a wedding which might be messy.

Ooh How might it get messy. I'm intrigued.

[MK Chris]

Presumably with alcohol at the reception.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Or she could shag the groom.

[foot-loose]

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[S4B]

Yay Lottie's back. That's making me smile Did you have a good hols Lottie?

[Walter Sobchak]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburger

Loving The Onion!

[Vivienne]

I had a good day yesterday (which brightened me up a bit)... I was out for a walk / run at 0730 hours y/day, nobody about which was great !!! total slice of heaven.

[kendra k]

i'm just happy i turned in my project that was due yesterday, today. i still hate my group.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

A child being horrified by a monkey's bum and the fact I went on 6 motorways twice today and had no trouble at all (M61, M60, M62, M6, M56, M53 - Can you guess where it is yet?)

[kendra k]

he was afraid of a monkey's bum? was it one of the orange ones?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Not afraid. Disgusted.

it was a big pink one. She was ready for some good loving

[kendra k]

i'd be disgusted too.

[MK Chris]

A child being horrified by a monkey's bum and the fact I went on 6 motorways twice today and had no trouble at all (M61, M60, M62, M6, M56, M53 - Can you guess where it is yet?)

I've almost done that if you replace the last two with the M1. So not done it at all really.

Is it Chester?

[MK Chris]

You had a python for your birthday? A real one?

[MK Chris]

Aw what a let down. I thought you had a real python a la Tom Green in Road Trip.

I am ecstatic because Mrs Topher is still Mrs Topher! (A smiley is even needed, I feel... there, I did it.)