[foot-loose]

Aw what a let down. I thought you had a real python a la Tom Green in Road Trip.

I am ecstatic because Mrs Topher is still Mrs Topher! (A smiley is even needed, I feel... there, I did it.)

See - ye have such a bonnie smile when you try!

[kendra k]

Aw what a let down. I thought you had a real python a la Tom Green in Road Trip.

I am ecstatic because Mrs Topher is still Mrs Topher! (A smiley is even needed, I feel... there, I did it.)

my cousin killed a pet snake by smoking it out too much.

topher, that's great news!

[S4B]

Awww Toph Congratulations! You might want to ignore my pm now!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

chortle.

[S4B]

What you giggling about?

[Betti911]

Or she could shag the groom.

You've been watching too many sunset beach re runs.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I loved Sunset Beach it was terrific. There was one woman (Susan Ward?) who I was in love with.

Ah student days.

[Betti911]

enjoy your wedding !!

Thanks Viv. It was messy after all. Lots and lots of booze. Not really for me but my boyfriend was really really ill. He challenged two english guys to a drinking contest, beat them but ended up the worst for it He certainly taught himself a lesson. Pity the next guy who's going to wear his kilt though.

I had a good time apart from the nasty guy who told my boyfriend I was wearing an interesting dress... I liked it... he just mustn't have any fashion sense

[foot-loose]

What do you call three guys standing naked on each others shoulders?





A scrotum pole!

[Zoot]

What do you call three guys standing naked on each others shoulders?

A good night for Foot-loose?

[Yudster]

I had a good time apart from the nasty guy who told my boyfriend I was wearing an interesting dress... I liked it... he just mustn't have any fashion sense

What was the dress like? Got a pic?

[foot-loose]

A good night for Foot-loose?

...


I'm not ...


No. Im saying nothing.

[Boboff]

Foots, I don't understand that, why would three men interest you as opposed to say three women on each others shoulders interesting Zoot.

It does seem strange that as you have a different sexuality to say, me, that it should imply that you are some sort of "highly Sexed Perv"

Do you have any thoughts on this state of affairs ?

[foot-loose]

I think Zoot is taking the piss.

He is English - its swings and roundabouts.

[Vivienne]

[quote="foot-loose"]What do you call three guys standing naked on each others shoulders?





quote] Viv's idea of Heaven on Earth

[Zoot]

All I was thinking was that if it was three naked women standing on each others shoulders, I'd be searching for a step ladder about now.
If that makes me a Perv, then so be it.

[foot-loose]

Dont be daft.

You're a perve for so many reasons.

[Zoot]

That is true.
As my mother used to say,
Kinky is using a feather,
Perverted is using the whole Chicken

[foot-loose]

So thats where your dad got the idea?

[Console]

You're mother used to say that to you? It sounds like you may have issues latter in life.

[Vivienne]

Is that what happened to you?

[Zoot]

Oh come on, as if none of your mothers walked in on you playing doctors and nurses with live farm animals...

You make me sound like I'm odd or something.

[Vivienne]

I never played with live farm animals, zoots.... I did once play dox and nurses with one of my neighbours (male).

[Console]

I never played with live farm animals

(emphasis mine)

I won't say it.

[Vivienne]

feel free to say it !! I've never done anything with farm animals full stop... not really my thing.