[Vivienne]

So.... tell us one secret (one thing about you : light and fluffy, or deep and dark that you've kept hidden - until now!!). Or do you know a secret about someone else?

I found out yesterday that Justin Timberlake apparently believes people can move objects purely by using the power of the mind!

[Vivienne]

does no-one have any secrets then?

[S4B]

I think that secrets by definition are secret! Therefore no one is going to divulge any!

[Vivienne]

yep, but this is supposed to be a "confession type" thread.

[Console]

Why don't you start then Viv?

[Vivienne]

OK.... sometimes I talk to myself. And I talk to appliances. I pat my radio, and say to it "you're a star".

[Vivienne]

I once stole a lipstick as a teenager from a shop in Edinburgh, gave it to my mum as a present, and spent the money I would have bought the lipstick with!!

[catherine]

I fancy jeremy kyle

[Vivienne]

me too... I think he looks quite like Scott Mills

[S4B]

In which case I think you're both mad!

[catherine]

The way he shouts at people its all like, oh baby, dominate me, DOMINATE ME!

[Vivienne]

there is something nice about the Kyle, plus he's a great problem solver, which I like

[Vivienne]

I like the dominant attititude too, cat

[catherine]

Thats why i fancy Gordon Ramsey too

[Vivienne]

Gordon Ramsey? Naaa.... he's just scary!!

here's another confession: I once had an explicit dream about The Mills. It was great.

[Johnny Karate]

I am Jeremy Kyle

[Vivienne]

don't be silly! we don't believe you.

[Console]

Why not give him a lie detector test? Or a DNA test, I'm sure one of you two has a lock of JK's hair to test against.

[Johnny Karate]

ok I'll fold...i'm not, my mate was a runner on his show and said he was an....can I say "absolute *"?

[Johnny Karate]

obviously not...

[catherine]

You can if you turn your swear filter off

[Console]

You can say it, and indeed see it if you have your swear filter turned off. User Control Panel -> Board Preferences -> Edit display options -> Enable word censoring.

[Johnny Karate]

hey hey! there you go.... cheers guys I feel a whole new forum door has opened

[fish heads]

I went to see the Jeremy Kyle show and he took the piss out of my mates checked shirt - thinking he was big and clever (also taking the mick out of people who wore glasses, so this confirms he is a great human) - but my mate instead of just taking it called him a dickhead. Jezza couldn't believe that anyone would ever call him that, and had to ask for clarification if it was indeed him he was calling a dickhead. He tried to shake my mates hand at the end, but he wouldn't.

[foot-loose]

me too... I think he looks quite like Scott Mills

Wait a minute - you said I looked like Scott Mills. I notice a trend forming.

(I don't look like either of them, but thats besides the point here)