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- Sat Oct 05, 2002 4:49 pm
#30043
This week i have spent every day in the pub till closing time slurping lagers with a fellow ex-student and an alcholic lesbian. I also keeping geting the cheese and onion walkers crisps mixed up with the salt and vinegar ones. The time honoured tradition for crisp recognition is:
green-cheese and onion
blue - salt and vinegar
Alas the * sucking scum at walkers are so wrapped up in their own success that they believe that they are allowed to medal with this formula. Yesterday i purchased a bag of green crisps from the vending machine, believing they cheese and onion i ripped they pack open and reached for rather hefts slice of potato. As it travelled into my pallette i shook with a mixture of shock and anger. I was greeted with such a repungent salty taste which would only appeal to the likes of jonny hoare.
Apperently there is a new computer virus kicking around, i discovered this when my pc decieded to act more crazy than eddie at a bacholer party. Therefore I had to reformat my hard drive and have lost my glorious art work and passwords.
Whilst in the pub last night, a certain gentleman and another lady appeared adourning a bill oddie circa 1970 hair cut. As myself and my work collegue entered into a heavy debate as to whether the said crop of hair was a wig and placed bets on whether there would be a tardis parked outside, one girl from our team got up from her seat and walked close towards them. We questioned why she had decieded to talk to them.
'perhaps shes angling for a threesome tonight'- friend
'thought she was a bit sick, that bloke seems quite interested in a bit of action...loving that cords/white bashed up trainers combo. Was there any doubt he was going to score tonight'- me
We were soon to discover their relationship..It was really nice of her mum and dad to pop down the local for a few.
We shall have a lot explaining and apologises on monday.
green-cheese and onion
blue - salt and vinegar
Alas the * sucking scum at walkers are so wrapped up in their own success that they believe that they are allowed to medal with this formula. Yesterday i purchased a bag of green crisps from the vending machine, believing they cheese and onion i ripped they pack open and reached for rather hefts slice of potato. As it travelled into my pallette i shook with a mixture of shock and anger. I was greeted with such a repungent salty taste which would only appeal to the likes of jonny hoare.
Apperently there is a new computer virus kicking around, i discovered this when my pc decieded to act more crazy than eddie at a bacholer party. Therefore I had to reformat my hard drive and have lost my glorious art work and passwords.
Whilst in the pub last night, a certain gentleman and another lady appeared adourning a bill oddie circa 1970 hair cut. As myself and my work collegue entered into a heavy debate as to whether the said crop of hair was a wig and placed bets on whether there would be a tardis parked outside, one girl from our team got up from her seat and walked close towards them. We questioned why she had decieded to talk to them.
'perhaps shes angling for a threesome tonight'- friend
'thought she was a bit sick, that bloke seems quite interested in a bit of action...loving that cords/white bashed up trainers combo. Was there any doubt he was going to score tonight'- me
We were soon to discover their relationship..It was really nice of her mum and dad to pop down the local for a few.
We shall have a lot explaining and apologises on monday.
