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By Ballbag
#303901
Our neighbour is a very pretty lady of our age whom both I and Mrs Ballbag have befriended. However this summer since the sun has come out she has taken to sunbathing topless in her garden, safe in the knowledge that she can't be seen due to the high shrubbery around our garden. However since doing a bit of pruning at the weekend, she is now visible from our bathroom window.

My dilema is do I take photographs or video footage?

Discuss.
By Ballbag
#303906
Console wrote:
Ballbag wrote:My dilema is do I take photographs or video footage?


How is that a moral dilema?

Oh Console, must you be so unfunny all the time.

I think I shall take your advice asbo girl, perhaps I'll post the piccies on here too. She's a right babe too.
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By MK Chris
#303908
If she's just laying there, photos will suffice. If she's playing with her breasts, video may be better.
By Ballbag
#303909
That makes sence Topher the Bopher. I'll try to catch her early doors on Saturday, when she's putting the sun cream on.
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By Vivienne
#303925
I would do the decent thing, and get Mrs ballbag to make her aware she is on display, and thus vulnerable to pervs. such as yourself. Try and do the decent thing, eh?
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By Boboff
#303937
Does Mrs Bagfer know ?
A gentlemanly thing would be to bring up the new trimming next time you see her, and mention that you can see her back garden now from the Bathroom window ( which is presumably frosted, and therefore you have to actually open it to perve ?)

Either way to take and publish pictures or footage would be wrong, and in the worst possible taste.

* could you email same if you do though ?*
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By Nicola_Red
#303949
If you get any decent pics Baggie, make sure you send 'em on to me. You owe me one. ;)
By Ballbag
#303952
Boboff, it was Mrs Ballbag who alerted me to the new viewing angle we had developed. She called from the bathroom "come and look at this".
Perhaps I should alert the neighbour, although I imagine the shrubbery will grow back soon.

Miss Red.... I shall try.
By Ballbag
#303989
It was purely an accidental prune related discovery. However it will be done on purpose from now on.
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By Yudster
#304010
Women never sunbathe topless in their back gardens because they feel safe that they can't be seen. Take the pictures, she wants you to.
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By Yudster
#304171
You should come round here for a weekend break. It's be the happiest holiday you ever had.
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By Yudster
#304181
You'd be too busy laughing at me being constantly wrong to be intimidated about anything. And I wouldn't let my little dog shag your leg (unless you wanted him to).