[Console]

The DNS server went offline, which means that the URL couldn't be resolved which made it look as though the webserver went down, although if you happened to know the IP address you could still have accessed the server by altering your hosts file or by connecting to the webserver manually via telnet or netcat.
The above reason is not true, but it should keep S4B happy

[S4B]

Thank you Console. I am suitable confused but pleased there was a reason and even more pleased that it's now been rectified. xx

[markool89]

The DNS server went offline, which means that the URL couldn't be resolved which made it look as though the webserver went down, although if you happened to know the IP address you could still have accessed the server by altering your hosts file or by connecting to the webserver manually via telnet or netcat.
The above reason is not true, but it should keep S4B happy

s4b he coloured his writing so you wouldnt see it!! sneaky console!!

[S4B]

It does keep me happy though!

[markool89]

It does keep me happy though!

so i made you un-happy?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Thanks Boboff I understand what he meant now.

[Vivienne]

what's annoying me today: I have to do reception duties on Wednesday and Thursday, which I do not wish to do. It means I will have to have a smile on my face, rather than my usual "acid face".

[SAV1OUR]

what's annoying me today: I have to do reception duties on Wednesday and Thursday, which I do not wish to do. It means I will have to have a smile on my face, rather than my usual "acid face".

Surely that would mean you would be annoyed on Wednesday and Thursday?

Whats annoying me: My mouse and its ball are sticking and making it difficult for me to navigate.

[Vivienne]

No, it would mean I am annoyed today, because I know these things are about to take place. If you are me, you get annoyed days in advance !!

[Console]

Whats annoying me: My mouse and its ball are sticking and making it difficult for me to navigate.

I would suggest buying a new mouse as a simple, cheap solution to your annoyance; I would suggest an optical mouse so you won't have to worry about your mouse ball sticking anymore (this took me a while to write without obvious innuendo).

[Vivienne]

surprised he even knew what innuendo was.

[MK Chris]

Whats annoying me: My mouse and its ball are sticking and making it difficult for me to navigate.

I would suggest buying a new mouse as a simple, cheap solution to your annoyance; I would suggest an optical mouse so you won't have to worry about your mouse ball sticking anymore (this took me a while to write without obvious innuendo).

Or, if he's a tight bastard, he could just clean his balls.

[Vivienne]

or maybe you could do it?

[MK Chris]

What, clean his balls? No thanks.

[Vivienne]

that is utter filth, Console.

[Console]

Sorry Viv, I deleted it as it was completely ridiculous, and as you said, utter filth.

[Vivienne]

there is no need to apologise... it made me laugh... I just hadn't expected you to come up with something like that. Go and wash you mouth out with soap.

[SAV1OUR]

Ah, Balls to it, I cant even get the thing to open at the bottom, so ironically it is the mouse itself that is tight, I had an older mouse somewhere from the last time this happened, cant find it, perhaps I should try throwing it against the wall to see if it breaks open, mind you that would probably break it full stop.

Did anyone hear Paul the voiceover guy and the ballbag thing this morning? That was a good idea.

[Vivienne]

yes, heard the voiceover and ballbag thing this morning... made me laugh!!

[MK Chris]

Haha, I said it and Console gets the blame? Brilliant.

[Vivienne]

you didn't say it.... he had posted some utter explicit filth, then scrubbed it out quickly.

[MK Chris]

Ah I didn't see this extra page before I posted that.

[foot-loose]

Did anyone hear Paul the voiceover guy and the ballbag thing this morning? That was a good idea.

I did, and it made me think of a member on here.

[markool89]

Did anyone hear Paul the voiceover guy and the ballbag thing this morning? That was a good idea.

I did, and it made me think of a member on here.

i wonder who that is?....

[MK Chris]

You have to pay for school bus passes? We used to get them for free.