[Vivienne]

If you had to think of 3 things you would do before a) you got too old or b) you died,

what would you do?

I'd like to:

1. Run a marathon.
2. Go up in an air balloon.
3. Climb a really large mountain.

[Zoot]

1. Father a child
2. Teach art for a living
3. record a song

[Vivienne]

do you know, not a single of your wishes comes as any surprise (in a nice way!!).

[Ballbag]

1. Invent a pill for immortality.
2. Make said pill.
3. Take said pill.

[Vivienne]

isn't there a pill to make you vanish, balls.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. Make list of three things to do before I am a) too old or b) die.

[MK Chris]

1. Invent a pill for immortality.
2. Make said pill.
3. Take said pill.

I can't think of anything worse.

There are too many things for a list of three. Mine would comprise some of the things that Viv and Zoot have on theirs, plus a few more.

[Vivienne]

then use your Mother's Pride and make a list of 10 or more!

[catherine]

1) get married
2) have kids
3) get a divorce

[Vivienne]

nice to see you're so positive about life!

[DemonHorse]

1) get married
2) have kids
3) get a divorce

ahh so you have a future-ex lined up already?

[catherine]

meh get a divorce an live your final years by yourself, free and clubbing it at 60.

[catherine]

1) get married
2) have kids
3) get a divorce

ahh so you have a future-ex lined up already?

I'm just realistic and i get bored easily so a 50 year marriage would never be the case for me

[DemonHorse]

The Asbo-girl way, huh?

[catherine]

I'll asbo way kick your arse

[MK Chris]

meh get a divorce an live your final years by yourself, free and clubbing it at 60.

...and being laughed at by the younger generation?

[Andy B]

1. See The Northern Lights (not the book)
2. Find hidden chamber in the Pyramids full of treasuer (arrr)
3. Set myself up as a religeous leader for the world with my own new religeon and convert everyone. World Peace, universal harmony, me in a big palace with lots of porcupines, job done.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its full of treasurers?

[S4B]

No Gaspode "treasuers" and that's before he starts his "religeon"

Good cartoon, I could've done with that today!

[Sunny So Cal]

Andy -- what's w/the porcupines? lol

[markool89]

1. See The Northern Lights (not the book)
2. Find hidden chamber in the Pyramids full of treasuer (arrr)
3. Set myself up as a religeous leader for the world with my own new religeon and convert everyone. World Peace, universal harmony, me in a big palace with lots of porcupines, job done.

you could start your religion on a forum,then expand to real life when you get many members.... i would join.

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[Andy B]

Andy -- what's w/the porcupines? lol

The many sexy women that surround themselves about a rich man....like wags only in a harem.

As for the spelling, it's all part of the new language of my religeon. New religeon, new language. Universal tongue so everyone can understand each other and get along (apart from the french).

[MK Chris]

Erm, if we stop picking on the French, they don't provide a great butt for jokes, do they. I don't like onions much.

[Andy B]

I cant help it if they swan about the place riding bicycles, wearing stripey jumpers with a string of onions round their necks going "a-haw-hey-haw-he-haw" all the time can I.

Anyway, they're not included in my plans for world domination through organised religeon so it doesn't matter anyway...

[kendra k]

was i the only one who thought of the golden girls when they saw this thread?
"picture it... sicily, 1927... "

the french aren't much fun.

things i want to do before i die:
go back to hillsborough.
own a vespa gs 150.
go on tour again.