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By S4B
#306281
Right as several people have asked me why Gaspode has taken such a dislike to me here is the story. Then it's out in the open and everyone can stop with the chinese whispers.

I am a flirt, well known for it, and one night when I was a bit drunk I had a very flirty conversation with Gaspode where rude pictures, texts and webcam shots were exchanged. I was flirting and drunk, I said it would be fun to meet up but when sober decided it was a bad idea. I did not want to either lead him on or annoy him however I seem to have done both.

I'm sure if you ask Gaspode he will send you the pics and the transcripts he claims to still have. Enjoy.
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By Andy B
#306283
Didn't know, didn't care....but now I do, hmmm.
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By kendra k
#306297
what the hell is going on?!?! you people are crazy. no need for proof of that.
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By Yudster
#306382
S4B wrote: I did not want to either lead him on or annoy him however I seem to have done both.


Sounds like he led you on in order to be able to rub your nose in it afterwards. I bet he pulls the legs off spiders and the wings off flies too. Ah, the evils of alcohol.....!
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By Andy B
#306385
Yudster wrote:Ah, the evils of alcohol.....!


In Vino Veritas
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By MK Chris
#306392
Is it possible to catch a fly and keep it still long enough to pull the wings off?
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By Yudster
#306396
I'm totally not surprised you have never tried Topher.
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By MK Chris
#306397
There used to be kids at school who pulled the wings off daddy longlegs. Cruel bastards.
By Ballbag
#306400
Elton caught his first daddy long legs of the season yesterday. He sat there and chewed the wings off before eating the body... he left some of the legs behind.... bless.
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By MK Chris
#306402
I'll never forget my mum's old dog Tilly, who used to chase round the wasps and chew them, usually getting stung in the mouth in the process. She'd then spend the next 10 minutes rubbing her mouth on the floor like a mad thing trying to get rind of the sting... she never learned.
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By Yudster
#306403
Was it in tribute to Lionel?
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By Boboff
#306406
How ?

How do you get from S4, opening her heart and admitting something, to legs being pulled off Daddy long legs ?
Rhetorical question I know as I can quite clearly see how, but amazing all the same.

My opinion in what happens on tour stays on tour, and no one really cares. If you made drunken allusions to physical sex, then he can always answer this whilst masturbating, same difference, and better for the environment as no car journeys involved.

Anyway, if it does happen, can I buy a new hat !
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By Sunny So Cal
#306491
Awww Topher, I agree...Cruel bastards!
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By Yudster
#306531
Well its clearly not for daddy long legs.
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By Longview01
#306754
Quincy wrote:NME is for dweebs


rudedog???
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By Andy B
#306760
Longview01 wrote:
Quincy wrote:NME is for dweebs


rudedog???

Do the rudedog, shake your rudedog?