[DemonHorse]

My week is over already. Yay.

Lucky ghet.

I need another long weekend sometime soon.

[MK Chris]

I have a long weekend coming up (starting two weeks today), during which I shall be in Brixham (not Brixton). Apparently there have been dolphins round there recently, though I suppose the chances of spotting any are roughly equivalent to that of getting a wank off the pope. The dead one at that.

[Yudster]

They're getting more common, especially on that part of the coast - you have a shot Topher. But make sure the Pope has Kleenex before you start.

[foot-loose]

getting a wank off the pope. The dead one at that.

Such a lovely image you paint.

"Excuse me your holyness, I was wondering if you had a moment..."

[Boboff]

He's very gentle you know !

[DemonHorse]

Well he has God to guide his hand

[/atheist]

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

He would have to wear his robes to hide his Hitler tattoo.

Allegedly. In fact no. Let the Pope sue.

[Zoot]

I have a long weekend coming up (starting two weeks today), during which I shall be in Brixham (not Brixton). Apparently there have been dolphins round there recently, though I suppose the chances of spotting any are roughly equivalent to that of getting a wank off the pope. The dead one at that.

I was in Brixham 3 weeks ago. It is home to the worlds shitest aquarium. (the one just behind the Golden Hind)

[Vivienne]

Determined to do what?

annoy everyone?

[catherine]

Its friiiidaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wooooooooooooo, i finally get a proper kip, a take away and stella. I live for the weekends.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

He wasnt touching himself was he?

[Sunny So Cal]

Was the person on the other side of him freaked? That may be where the other arm was

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

People on public transport are generally quite scary though.

[MK Chris]

Especially the drivers of said public transport vehicle.

[foot-loose]

Maybe not work safe. Especially if you work in a nunnery or something like that. (Do monks work in a monkery?)

The best live tv clip ever:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c32_1190538593

[Yudster]

I don't do public transport. Unless travelling to London. Which is to be avoided whenever possible anyway.

[MK Chris]

I very rarely drive to London. I do like going there though.

[Andy B]

I live in London, I love London and I love public transport in London...when they're not striking on the tube for no reason.

[Andy B]

So London is making me smile today.

[MK Chris]

The Tube is shite in the rush hour though. Packed in like sardines, give me a bus any day.

[Yudster]

I used to live in London, and I also love it - just travelling there I hate! The tube is horrible even when its not busy. Smelly, filthy and rank. But unfortunately sometimes necessary. I have never been able to get to grips with buses in London, I can never tell where I'm supposed to get off. Don't have that problem with the tube!

[MK Chris]

No, the tube is the easiest way to get around without a doubt. My stepsister (or rather she would be my stepsister if my mum got married) can't hold the railings on the tube, she would rather fall over, she can't stand the filth that much.

Travelling to London from Milton Keynes is easy. Actually, travelling nearly anywhere from Milton Keynes is easy, but the drive to Devon that I'll be doing a week on Thursday is a bit of a bitch.

[Yudster]

....... the drive to Devon that I'll be doing a week on Thursday is a bit of a bitch.

But at least at the end of it you'll be in Devon, which, being the best place in the world, should make it all worth it.

[Ballbag]

I can't stand London, too expensive, too hard to get around, too big, too busy, too dirty, too many rude people, too shy shy hush hush eye to eye.

I'm currious Topher the Bopher, do you like living in Milton Keynes? Do you also insist on calling it MK like all the other locals seem to (in my experience)?

[Yudster]

Most expensive place in the UK I have been to is Cambridge. Hardest to get around - Cambridge. Dirtiest place - Sheffield. Place with the rudest people - its between Liverpool and Sheffield again. London's a doddle compared to those.