[Vivienne]

If you could be invisible today, what would you choose to do with your time? Would you spy on your enemies, for example, to establish what they REALLY got up to? Would you want to hear what your family/friends really had to say about you?

[Longview01]

I'd stand at a traffic light all day pressing the button

[Console]

If you could be invisible today, what would you choose to do with your time?

I'd probably try to figure out how to reverse it, then how it happened in the first place and finally how to become invisible and visible at will.

[Vivienne]

O Console.. trust you to have to go deeper!

[Andy B]

Good Mornin!

[Vivienne]

well spotted, andy!

[MK Chris]

I'd tap people on their shoulder. Especially if they're on their own in a lift. Oh the panic that will occur.

Seeing as the thread title is "The Invisible Man", I'd imagine you would need to get a sex change first.

I'd go into the board meeting at work (assuming it's board meeting day) and turn laptops off randomly, pull chairs away, all the kind of childish stuff that I should have grown out of by now.

[Console]

O Console.. trust you to have to go deeper! :-)

Hey, at least I didn't bring up the problem of a completely invisible person being effectively blind and having a rather difficult time moving around, especially without an invisible cane.

[Vivienne]

I was just teasing you! I like the fact that you'll look @ a much bigger picture.

[Andy B]

well spotted, andy!

Mind in the gutter, morning noon or night...

As for the invisible thing, I'd nick loads of stuff and sneak in behind someone at Mi5 and look at secret files and add people's names to the terrorists suspect list. I'd also take a dump in the Queens Lavvy at Buck Palace and leave it there. I'd stand behind the Pope and put my hand over his mouth just as he's about to start speaking and yell obscenities and defame religeon. I'd sneak into BBC TV studios and as that Welsh guy is doing the news I'd poke his cheeks as he's speaking.

Just normal everyday stuff like that really.

[Vivienne]

well spotted, andy!

Mind in the gutter, morning noon or night...


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Scott Mills would have loved it!! Innuendo Bingo and all that

I think I would appear behind Rachel Jones and throw something at her (a plant?), just as she was about to say, "It's time for the news".

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I would see whether my poo was invisible.

[Sunny So Cal]

A plant's a bit harsh, Viv! Something soft -- like a roll of toilet paper!
Well first I'd be an Invisible LADY then I'd go down to the local surf shops & knock over all the racks of surfboards that are all carefully balancing in their slots. Then I'd probably go round the local car dealerships and disengage all the parking brakes on the cars that are up on the display stands at an angle. Then I'd go down to the bookshops and run my hand along the top rows in the "Self-Help" aisle, lol. And, because I've not caused enough of a problem, I'd go to the local boulangerie & throw hot dinner rolls at people's heads. Lastly, I'd nick some things at Tiffany & Co. & Cartier

[MK Chris]

You're a female? For some reason I thought you were male.

[Sunny So Cal]

Yeah, am female

[foot-loose]

I assumed she was a he as well.

maybe its because of the moyles photo - associate the gender with the name?

[Sunny So Cal]

Love the Moyles photo. It's cute! It's from the day he got booted in the face by Paul Robinson.

[S4B]

I guessed female, think it was cos I couldn't imagine a guy calling himself 'Sunny'. Now I look at the name and location I realise it's a reference to the good weather in California so I now feel vaguely stupid but a little smug I got the sex right.

[Sunny So Cal]

LMAO was going to point out the guy/'Sunny' thing but have heard men named "Sonny" so didn't want to go there.

[S4B]

yeah but Sonny is not Sunny is it! The boys are just silly by the looks of things.

[Sunny So Cal]

Wasn't looking to confuse Boys ARE silly! Just saw a sign that said "Boys are icky" - thought that was rather cute!