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The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307681

By Vivienne - Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:51 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:51 pm #307681

Here is a joke to cheer everyone up on this cloudy, wet, miserable day!!

Question : What is the square root of 69?

Answer: Eight something.

:-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307683

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:56 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:56 pm #307683

8.3066238629180748525842627449075 to be a bit more precise.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307685

By Vivienne - Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:58 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:58 pm #307685

O dear... I don't think you get the innuendo, Gas!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307686

By timp - Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:59 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:59 pm #307686

To be honest Viv, Gaspodes' response was funnier!

It's a kangaroo!

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307688

By Vivienne - Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:00 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:00 pm #307688

well, I thought it was funny :-(

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307692

By Sunny So Cal - Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:41 pm

- Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:41 pm #307692

It was funny but Gaspode's made it even more so! Thanks for the smile

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Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307740

By Zoot - Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:57 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:57 am #307740

Um, I don't actually get it....

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Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307741

By Console - Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:59 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:59 am #307741

Neither do I, but I never seem to get any of Viv's 'jokes'.

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307743

By Ballbag - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:03 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:03 am #307743

I do see the intention of the joke.... eight something = ate something. i.e. The lady in a 69 ate a big dong etc.

But it really isn't that funny.

I'm only 29 by the way.

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307744

By Zoot - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:07 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:07 am #307744

Was that it?
Yea I got that far, but I think I thought it was cleverer than it actually was...

I still like Ballbag's Beadle Joke from yesterday, now that IS funny

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307753

By Vivienne - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:18 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:18 am #307753

Console wrote:Neither do I, but I never seem to get any of Viv's 'jokes'.

You are too serious. It refers to "position".. think about it, eh.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307755

By Zoot - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:20 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:20 am #307755

yea Viv, we know the position it refers too, thats the obvious bit.
It was the 'square root' bit that i don't get.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307763

By Vivienne - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:34 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:34 am #307763

O, I give up! I've come to this conclusion... maths-based types feel some bizarre need to over-analyse everything, and, on account of this, cannot see the wood for the actual trees.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307765

By Yudster - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:37 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:37 am #307765

I think I understand the innuendo, but I'm not sure why its funny. Oh well. Gaspode disappointed me too, I would have liked the decimal places to go on longer. Men.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

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Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307766

By Vivienne - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:38 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:38 am #307766

I no longer find it funny myself.

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307853

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:09 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:09 pm #307853

Yudster wrote:I think I understand the innuendo, but I'm not sure why its funny. Oh well. Gaspode disappointed me too, I would have liked the decimal places to go on longer. Men.

Its the computer calculators fault.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307854

By Yudster - Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:10 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:10 pm #307854

Like I said, men. Always blame their tools.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307860

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:20 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:20 pm #307860

I'm quite happy with being called a man to be honest.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307911

By Yudster - Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:41 am

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:41 am #307911

Happy to oblige.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: The Only Dirty Maths Joke#307920

By Andy B - Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:29 am

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:29 am #307920

I thought you were gonna say quite happy to be called a tool

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