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Re: attraction#307774

By Yudster - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:47 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:47 am #307774

Oh viv...........

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: attraction#307775

By Vivienne - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:48 am

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:48 am #307775

well, I wouldn't class Mrs B.Bag as "lucky" :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: attraction#307856

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:13 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:13 pm #307856

Ballbag wrote:I haven't, it's jumbo. 4 inches on a good day. Mrs B is a very lucky lady.

I once fell asleep on a lilo with a blanket covering me and a bit of westerly wind.. ended up in the Isle of Man.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: attraction#307892

By Sunny So Cal - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:54 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:54 pm #307892

Do you really want to know??

zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!

Re: attraction#307895

By Sunny So Cal - Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:58 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:58 pm #307895

Good point!

zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!

Re: attraction#307905

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:17 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:17 pm #307905

charlalottie wrote:What did? Your penis or your blanket?

My whole body... thats a lot of sail.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: attraction#307907

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:32 pm

- Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:32 pm #307907

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Isle+of ... &z=13&om=1

See where Douglas is? that was me.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: attraction#307922

By Andy B - Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:44 am

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:44 am #307922

*Insert some sort of crap joke about being blown off and landing on a guy called Douglas here*

The first thing I look as is the shortness of the skirt, then make sure she's wearing a low cut top with breasts you could rest a pint on, then try to gauge how drunk she is. Then I make my move.

I'm so classy!

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: attraction#307925

By Zoot - Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:47 am

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:47 am #307925

Andy B wrote:*Insert some sort of crap joke about being blown off and landing on a guy called Douglas here*

The first thing I look as is the shortness of the skirt, then make sure she's wearing a low cut top with breasts you could rest a pint on, then try to gauge how drunk she is. Then I make my move.

I'm so classy!

Hahaha, wicked!

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: attraction#307928

By Sistermoon - Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:20 pm

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:20 pm #307928

I like a nice bum

Re: attraction#307948

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:48 pm

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:48 pm #307948

Andy B wrote:*Insert some sort of crap joke about being blown off and landing on a guy called Douglas here*

Go on then.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: attraction#307951

By Andy B - Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:10 pm

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:10 pm #307951

Shan't I'm not some sort of perfoming monkey Gas.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: attraction#307982

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:38 pm

- Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:38 pm #307982

Thats strange because I heard if you lock a group of monkeys up in a room with a computer they would come up with your posts.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: attraction#308014

By Andy B - Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:35 am

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:35 am #308014

Bannana Bannana Bannana Bannana Bannana Bannana.

How did you guess?

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: attraction#308025

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:08 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:08 pm #308025

You'd think the one word they could spell would be Banana eh?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: attraction#308028

By catherine - Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:25 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:25 pm #308028

I look at peoples eyes, i can't help it. Eyes are amazing and people think i'm abit freaky because i'm looking right into their eyes and i notice alot of people look away after a bit.

Re: attraction#308035

By kendra k - Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:37 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:37 pm #308035

i like big butts.

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

Re: attraction#308047

By S4B - Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:02 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:02 pm #308047

kendra k wrote:i like big butts.

"and I cannot lie"

A Friends episode I love! Thanks Kendra that made me smile

Re: attraction#308048

By Andy B - Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:03 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:03 pm #308048

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:You'd think the one word they could spell would be Banana eh?

They're monkeys working at typewriters, I'm amazed they can get anything coherant at all.

Who cares about spelling anyway, as long as the point is clear.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: attraction#308050

By S4B - Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:07 pm

- Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:07 pm #308050

Andy B wrote:
They're monkeys working at typewriters, I'm amazed they can get anything coherent at all.

That's hilarious.

Re: attraction#308229

By MK Chris - Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:18 pm

- Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:18 pm #308229

Viv 113 wrote:
Zoot wrote:Has to be the smile for me, and the laugh. They need a sense of humour to deal with my incredibly small penis.

.
why does every male on here claim to have a small penis.

Everyone else is lying. I really have.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.