[Jonny Hoare]

The course started this week and 2 of my fellow housemates both a broadcast journalist and both have *insert lamacq quote here*

Having acquainted myself with the local boozers and the taste of asda smart price pot noodle, i satrted my course.

please bear in mind that my computer has been down , and i have been going cold turkey. I love the way in which so many things have been going wrong down here, but worst things happen at sea....

And that could happen to......

[Sidders]

Ah he's back! It's not been the same without you!

[ASG]

I concur, having other Cornwall residents certainly makes a difference!

[Jonny Hoare]

Cornish Mafia starts here and who started it all, pasty chompers,

TWAS me see

[Lawrie]

welcome back hoare youve been missed like having the sh*ts after drinking 10 pints of Stella..welcome back dude

[Jonny Hoare]

shit man i've only been gone a week

[Lawrie]

feels like a year

[Jonny Hoare]

get used to it folks. i've found that i'm going to be doing 3 days of 9am to 9pm = tired ho and needs beer= no time for mw

[ASG]

Gutting, just gutting!

[Nablo.]

mmm what a shame it is to

[Adam]

oh dear- the downfall of moylesworld

less ho = less fun

[ASG]

What are you up to Nablo me old mucker? I've got a star if you notice, so enough of your jibes about being worse than ZAQAZ - Face!

[Jonny Hoare]

i do have to leave this computer room, via a door

please don't massage my ego, i'm have it it massaged by the 3:1 ratio for female to males on my course!!!!

[Adam]

a star on the board for you, AGS. That means extra milk and cookies for you. You also get a extra 5 house points as well

ah, bless

4:1 ratio of females to males in nottingham.

[Jonny Hoare]

5:1 i heard

one of 9 me...... most of the blokes are attached and i must be one of 3 that aren't...

heres hoping anyhoo

[Adam]

bloody hell- you can see where most of the ladies in the country go. looks like not amany blokes get into notts. first i've heard of that

[Sidders]

What are you up to Nablo me old mucker? I've got a star if you notice, so enough of your jibes about being worse than ZAQAZ - Face!

Notching up 1 star in 2 days is not really something to be proud of.

[Adam]

Crappy Kid

[ASG]

It's ASG, I'm not a window company, and my house is Gryffindor, thus the Weasleys will be pleased with the extra points, not that they won't have already caned Hufflepuff! p.s. Dont nobody go on this site, I want the free Games http://www.acclaim.com/misc/survey/index.html p.p.s I live in Cornwall so the ratio is the same for me as Mr. J Hoare

[Adam]

Tall Paul= Missing in Action??

[Adam]

shut up, NEWBIE

[Jonny Hoare]

hmmm
another hilarious character from the Paul/Stephenson camp
or is it the other way round

[ASG]

You just watch your step, Mr Decrepid aka OLDIE!

[Adam]

bring it on

[ASG]

Right, that's it! The war has begun!