[yorkypudd]

Ok I was thinking ! (very dangerous!)
What is your famous phrases from films?
I have loads..............but one is "Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"
Italian Job
Feel free to add your favs .................

[Console]

One of my favourite quotes is out of 'V for Vendetta': -

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance. A vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

It's a bit of a tongue twister to say in places, but it's a great speech.

[MK Chris]

All from Dog Soldiers:

[Wells trapped in the toilet by werewolves]
Cooper: Sarge. Sarge?
Wells: I'M IN THE KHAZI.

Spoon: [to attacking werewolf] I hope I give you the shits, you * wimp.

Joe: [as the soldiers prepare for the werewolf attack] This is a pile of rancid shit!
Megan: [to Cooper] Now what do you believe?
Cooper: I'm beginning to believe you, but I think Joe might have worded it better.

Wells: We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch!

[Yudster]

Oooh there are so many! The one I find myself using regularly is "Thats a good point. A fully fledged BASTARD of a good point". I will send a bar of chocolate to anyone who can tell me the film (without looking it up, although goodness knows I know I wouldn't know).

[MK Chris]

I looked it up before I read the bit about sending a chocolate bar to anyone who can tell you without looking it up. I've never heard of the film, nor did I realise the quote was from a film when I've noticed you using it before.

[S4B]

I think it's Bernard and the Genie but I may be wrong.

[Zoot]

Oooh there are so many! The one I find myself using regularly is "Thats a good point. A fully fledged BASTARD of a good point". I will send a bar of chocolate to anyone who can tell me the film (without looking it up, although goodness knows I know I wouldn't know).

ARGHH!!!!!
I know that! did it have anything to do with Rowan Atkinson????

[Console]

Yes it did; I think Lenny Henry was in it too. It was something to do with a genie in a lamp, although I can't for the life of me think what it is called. Bloody old film though, Must be about 20 years old by now.

[Vivienne]

Phrases from films: hmmm... probably just about every line of Serendipity

[Zoot]

I've been known to say 'would anyone like a Peanut?' in the way Simon Pegg says in in SofD. Cracks me up every time.

Also, a few months ago we were having a Bat Problem in the office, and they hired one of them ultra sound radar guns things to see where they were nesting in the walls, and I shouted "They're coming out of the goddamn walls!" I was amazed that in an office of about 14 people, none of them had seen 'Aliens'...

[S4B]

You need some new workmates!

I Love
"oops a daisies" from Notting Hill
"fifty bucks grandpa for 75 the wife can watch" - Pretty Woman
"Yippeekayay Motherfecker" - Die Hard
"I'm Just a loooowly cook" - Under Siege

I'm sure there are many more

[Ballbag]

"Yippeekayay Motherfecker" - Die Hard

Edited to "Yippeekayay Kimo Sabe" for the pre-watershed version. The best swear word replacement ever.

[Zoot]

"Yippeekayay Motherfecker" - Die Hard

Edited to "Yippeekayay Kimo Sabe" for the pre-watershed version. The best swear word replacement ever.

Noo, best ever is The Silence of the Lambs, where they change it to 'I can smell your Scent', where Hannibal replys with 'I personally cannot,", then in the same scene he identifies the perfume Clarice is wearing.

[Johnny Karate]

I'm sure in one of the Die Hard's they dubbed in the line "Muddy Funster" when it was shown on the telly...............instead of *, I believe.

[pjordan2000]

My favourite has to be from Naked Gun as follows:

[Jane climbs a ladder]
Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

And pretty much anything from Airplane!

[claradooblue]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning - it smells like victory"
probably

[Longview01]

People say some crazy shit during sex, once I even called this Girl Mum.

Clerks

[MK Chris]

I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.

That's a quote, by the way, I didn't say it.

[Yudster]

I think it's Bernard and the Genie but I may be wrong.

You are right. It was said by Rowan Atkinson's character, so whoever said that is right too. Its a favourite film of mine, an early Richard Curtis TV movie.

How about -

"marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. Its just a symptom that something else is wrong"
"Yeah, well, that symptom is * my wife".

Another favourite. Any guesses?

[S4B]

Oooh I know When Harry Met Sally!!! I LOVE that film

[Longview01]

This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded.

Spiderman

[pjordan2000]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Pulp Fiction

[Andy B]

Mine (as sad as it is) is from Ghostbusters

Everything was fine with the power grid until dickless here shut it off

THESE MEN CAUSED AN EXPLOSION!

Is this true?

Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

Great comedy timing from Bill Murray.

[Ballbag]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Pulp Fiction

I'm quite sure that's from the bible.

[S4B]

Meh Bible/Pulp Fiction same thing to some