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By Andy B
#309423
Ezekiel 25:17
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By Yudster
#309431
Andy B wrote:Ezekiel 25:17


Well, a rather loose paraphrase thereof. Great film.
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By Boboff
#309438
"he said God sent him"

"What on a * Suzuki"

....

What can you play ?

Nothing, I saw the queue and thought you were selling drugs.

"jazz is musical wanking if you want to do that use the thing in your hand not your Sax!"

"Going to slam on the brakes and he'll fly right by."



One is an odd one out, can you name the Films and correctly identify the single film based quote ?
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By Yudster
#309441
I got Top Gun, none of the others I'm afraind........
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By Andy B
#309444
The first three lines are all from the Commitments
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By Andy B
#309445
I meant middle three lines, not a clue about the top one though.
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By Zoot
#309462
"come on in, meet the misses, have a nice cup of tea..."


"You remind me of the babe!"
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By Yudster
#309465
Sistermoon wrote:"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"



SHREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love Donkey.
By scamp88
#309477
hmm i have been thinking about this for ages and i cant come up with anything.

I dont like those annoying films that live on because of one "amazing" "groundbreaking" "emotional" Line..

hmm i cant think of any i like
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By Johnny Karate
#309497
"But both you and I know, there is no film in this camera!"
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By MK Chris
#309500
Not from a film, TV, but cracks me up every time...

"I dunno why they want these drug addiction centres anyhow; I mean ain't we got enough drug addicts, without them recruiting them?!"
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By Console
#309506
It sounds like Only Fools and Horses, although I can't think what episode it it. I think it's an early one though, as I can picture Grandad in the scene.
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By MK Chris
#309507
Correct Console, it was from the first Christmas special ("Christmas Crackers", the final episode of the first series, if I remember rightly), as they were sat down for dinner and Del is having a go at Rodney for buying charity Christmas cards from the Deptford Drug Addiction Centre.

I can come up with loads of Fools and Horses ones, that was the first one that sprung to mind though.
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By Sunny So Cal
#309516
After the ridiculous conversation I had with Mr. Sunny earlier, I'm reminded of:

"Sir, I'm going to need to ask you to retard your anger."

"It's retarded...I'm retarded."
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By Andy B
#309562
Balls, what's that from? I keep thinking of a Jim Carey Movie but I'm not sure....Oh got it now, WAYNE's WORLD....
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By Andy B
#309563
Johnny Karate wrote:"But both you and I know, there is no film in this camera!"

Doh forgot to quote this post when replying...oh the joys of double checking eh?
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By Andy B
#309570
That's what I was thinking but that's when he's exposing that woman cop as a man and he says "We both know that these aren't real" referring to her breasts.

Johnny Karate's line is from Wayne's World where Wayne's girlfriend goes off to do a video shoot with Rob Lowe and Wayne pulls the camera open and masses of rolls of film just keep spilling out of it.