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By Andy B
#309666
Zoot wrote:
Andy B wrote:We just like spaceships and big explosions and women who say "tell us more of this earth thing you call kissing"!


Yea, Men also like to quote Red Dwarf too...

Genuinely forgot that was Red Dwarf, had it floating around in my head for some reason but couldn't remember why, cheers!
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By Zoot
#309668
Viv 113 wrote:Good grief.


And you're now quoting Dangermouse... Thats even worse!
tut tut
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By Console
#309669
Zoot wrote:Men also like to quote Red Dwarf too...


Coalition for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifyingly Organisms and their Re-integration Into Society.
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By S4B
#309671
Andy B wrote:We just like spaceships and big explosions and women who say "tell us more of this earth thing you call kissing"!


Now that's a falacy! Most men can't be bothered with kissing, they just want to get straight on to the heavy petting stuff and take it from there! Although I know a couple who like the kissing stuff too, most of them can't be bothered!
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By Zoot
#309674
Give Quiche a Chance Console....

(by the way, I think it's 'Committee'...)
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By Console
#309676
That does sound more likely now you say it. I think we may need a major, and I mean major leafleting campaign to get people to watch Red Dwarf again.
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By S4B
#309677
Viv 113 wrote:You've got a point, S4B!!


I know Viv - We should start a kissing revolution! "No touching the boobies until you've kissed me for an hour or more!"
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By Zoot
#309679
I put series 2 on last weekend while I was cooking.
Has to be my favorite series, so many great moments
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By Andy B
#309691
S4B wrote:
Viv 113 wrote:You've got a point, S4B!!


I know Viv - We should start a kissing revolution! "No touching the boobies until you've kissed me for an hour or more!"


AN HOUR! GOOD GRIEF! I mean 2 minutes maybe, 5 at the most. then dive straight in and pray you don't get slapped.
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By Andy B
#309699
Well I've had a few night's out in Birmingham it's true. Next time just look for the guy with a bag over his head stood next to Jospeh Merrick ('cos he's the looker).

Why have I got a Jospeh Merrick fixation today?
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By S4B
#309700
So so far Kissing revolution led by s4b, Viv and Clara any more?

Maybe you fancy him Andy B - be sure to kiss him a while first tho
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By Andy B
#309703
Well he's dead and his bones were bought by Michael Jakson (Myth) so that's a step in the right direction for me. Next to no chance of being turned down.
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By Andy B
#309709
Nah - Wikipedia it (I'm too lazy), I'm certain that's a common mistake people make because he was played by John hurt in the film.
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By Yudster
#309710
S4B wrote:So so far Kissing revolution led by s4b, Viv and Clara any more?

Maybe you fancy him Andy B - be sure to kiss him a while first tho


Can I add some specifications about oral hygiene? You know I'm fussy about what goes in my mouth, especially when its attached to somebody else.
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By Zoot
#309711
Andy B wrote:Nah - Wikipedia it (I'm too lazy), I'm certain that's a common mistake people make because he was played by John hurt in the film.


I apologise, you were quite correct.
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By Zoot
#309712
Yudster wrote:
S4B wrote:So so far Kissing revolution led by s4b, Viv and Clara any more?

Maybe you fancy him Andy B - be sure to kiss him a while first tho


Can I add some specifications about oral hygiene? You know I'm fussy about what goes in my mouth, especially when its attached to somebody else.



Yea, and she don't like cheese...
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By S4B
#309713
Yudster wrote:
S4B wrote:So so far Kissing revolution led by s4b, Viv and Clara any more?

Maybe you fancy him Andy B - be sure to kiss him a while first tho


Can I add some specifications about oral hygiene? You know I'm fussy about what goes in my mouth, especially when its attached to somebody else.


Indeed you may Mrs Yudster
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By Yudster
#309718
Ok, teeth must have been cleaned not merely on the day the kissing takes place, but on a daily basis for at leat three months prior to the kissing. Flossing should also be a routine part of the daily care regime. Mouthwash is not necessary, but is allowed. Halitosis will not be tolerated, neither will obvious (visible) dental problems. Anyone suffering from excess saliva production should consult their doctor and undertake treatment before kissing will take place.
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By MK Chris
#309720
You wouldn't be interested in someone with a similar set of choppers to these then?

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By Yudster
#309721
They wouldn't even get into the venue.
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By Vivienne
#309736
I think I may start a "petting revolution" led by me!!
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By Andy B
#309741
I'm up for that, skip the boring bits and get to the good stuff!