[S4B]

Andy we should report you for that! No condoning dangerous driving on this site, I'm sure it's in the rules! **Runs off to re-write rules**

[MK Chris]

To be fair, people with full-beam headlights when you are oncoming are annoying as well. And people who insist on putting their foglights on when it's crystal clear out. Have we been through this before?

I'm annoyed because I'm doing adult swimming lessons and apparently when it's kiddies half term week, it's not on (no idea why), so next week is off. Although, I may go and get some extra tuition elsewhere with Mrs Topher as she is a very experienced swimmer and actually had to choose between swimming and table tennis (and athletics) when it came to choosing one sport to do properly.

[Andy B]

It's not dangerous though. Don't wear really tinted Stevie Wonder glasses obviously, just ones that cut out the glare. It's the polarisation that's inmportant, not the tint. Ok so it makes things like pedestrians a little difficult to spot, but any pedestrian out on country roads at 2am is asking for it basically.

[S4B]

I was referring to the speed you might be going Andy!

[Andy B]

Um....um....I work in kph because I'm.....french, yes that's right I'm french, zoot alores, garlic bread, quel er et eel?

*that'll fool em!*

[SAV1OUR]

My flash players buggered up, corrupted, to do with Active-X, a virus, or something. Cant play youtube videos till I sort it, hell it might even be to do with me being logged out of here all the time, probably not.

[S4B]

Um....um....I work in kph because I'm.....french, yes that's right I'm french, zoot alores, garlic bread, quel er et eel?

*that'll fool em!*

Leave Zooty out of this!

[Vivienne]

I feel a bit nauseous now... ever so slightly... I got pills from the dox on Friday, and this is one of the side-effects. Plus, this Friday, I have to go back in the morning for a blood test.. moan.. groan.

[Andy B]

I've still got the plague, my dog is at the vet's and I'm worried about her plus my hands are covered with superglue! (Dalek biscuit jar, the plunger broke off and it was a bugger to get back on) plus I ate so many strepsils on saturday that I lost all feeling in my mouth. I couldn't taste the beer going down so I had no idea how much I was drinking. Suffice to say, I just woke up!

[Vivienne]

The plague? Why can't men ever cope with a simple cold.

[Andy B]

It's not a cold, it's not the sniffles, it's full blown pneumonic plague like in spooks. Most of my company is down with it (not in a cool street way you understand but just suffering).

[MK Chris]

The plague? Why can't men ever cope with a simple cold.

I can't remember the last time I was ill. Actually, that may be a lie, the last time I was properly ill was when I had chicken pox. That was when my brother was born (I know this because I wasn't allowed to go into hospital and see my mum and new brother at the time); my brother is now 18. I've had colds since then, but they don't count as proper illnesses. I can probably count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I've been to the doctors.

[Yudster]

Topher, she said men.

[MK Chris]

Oh yeah. Good point.

[S4B]

Topher, she said men.

Oh Yuds you make me laugh - I love you!

[Vivienne]

I haven't slept very well. I have been up between the hours of 0200 to 0400, and feel a bit blaaaahhh. I read a bit of my new Moyles' book during the night (the first one), and so far, it's really great. A smashing insight.

At least the sun is shining brightly.

[claradooblue]

There's an infestation of fleas in our house, which is grim for me as i'm one of those people who always gets bit. The central heatings getting mended today, which will probably make the flea problem even worse.

[Zoot]

Went upstairs cause a collegue needed a hand earlier. I leant over her and she shouted, very loudly "You smell of Dog Biscuits". I felt embarrassed and really pissed off it had been broadcast. I asked a few people to sniff me (!) and nothing but my aftershave. the girl upstairs checked my collegue's cardigan, and found that's what smelled.
No apology yet

[Vivienne]

God, that's awful, zoots!

[MK Chris]

i'm one of those people who always gets a bit.

That's what I read it as. It amused me.

[claradooblue]

There's not much else to do in a cold house 'tis true.

[timp]

i'm one of those people who always gets a bit.

That's what I read it as. It amused me.

I read that first then I read

as i'm one of those people who always gets bit.

And I thought, ''Thats the same isnt it!?'

Anyway Im annoyed because Ive got a couple of essays to write

[moonbeam]

My bloddy computer is annoying me today, over the last couple of months it has been working slower and slower and slower, it is supposed to be the fasted conncetion avaliable! Also when i have more than one web page up it crashes, i got so mad at it last week that i slapped my hand down onto my desk so hard it actually broke! (At this point i should say that my desk is one of those crappy ones little from homebase. Im not that strong).

[Ballbag]

Which one of you punks voted for me on the "Dull, Dull, Dull" thread.

Why I ought-a!!!! *shakes fist in anger*

[Zoot]

I'm glad I missed that thread.

I had to do my 'sofa' stint last night, M5 south bound was bumper to bumper.

3 HOURS!

Still not happy.
I did go see Sean Lock on stage last night though, very, very good!