[Funky Drummer]

Oopsies! How did that happen!?

We got 2 rescued kittens from the Cats Protection League about 6 weeks ago (they were born in a bucket - aww) and we think one of them is pregnant!

They're sisters and we can't think of how she would hav got pregnant as they can't go out yet cos they still have to have their final jab, but she's showing loads of sins that shes got a bun in the oven.

She's only small, and hasn't really grown, but if she's only got one kitten in there then she won't grow much.

Cats don't usualy drink much, but she drinks heaps (water, before anyone says anything ).

She used to be quite timid, but now she's really affectionate.

She has "mammary development" according to the vet (that's boob growth for all you young 'uns out there!)

And

She's being quite protective over her abdominal area and is scratching and washing herself differently almost so she doesn't stretch too far round.

So......kittens anyone???

[Uglybob]

Are you near Jonny?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

is funky drummer mentally insane?

[Morals]

I forsee two possibilities:

Firstly, your cat was cloned by the scientists from Jurassic park, using DNA from a frog, and your cat has changed sex in order to reproduce.

Or

Secondly, your cat is in fact the holy mother of cats, and in cat-speak is called Mary, and is in fact giving birth to the catty equivalent of Jesus.

[Funky Drummer]

No, Funky Drummer is not mentally insane.

Yeah, so he says!

Shut it you!

No, p*ss off, I'm talking!

Get lost! I started this conversation






I would like to reitterate that I am NOT mentally insane.

[Funky Drummer]

Are you near Jonny?

I can, quite thankfully, answer no to that particular question.

[Funky Drummer]

I forsee two possibilities:

Firstly, your cat was cloned by the scientists from Jurassic park, using DNA from a frog, and your cat has changed sex in order to reproduce.

Hmmm...doubtful

Or

Secondly, your cat is in fact the holy mother of cats, and in cat-speak is called Mary, and is in fact giving birth to the catty equivalent of Jesus.

Now THAT sounds like an idea!!!



Actualy, it is possible that she were 'done up' by another cat she was rescued with, which could have actualy been her brother - dirty little minx! (Please no reference to incest relating to anyone on this board, thank you)

[kendra k]

keep the kittens... they'll serve you well

[Funky Drummer]

Sound advice. Thanks

[MK Chris]

I only like cats with chips.

[Nablo.]

.......and salt and vinegar

[Bridgie]

another theory. maybe your cat was snatched by the aliens from the film with the same name and has something growing in its stomach. that would explain why they were dumped again and you got them from a rescue place. just a thought

bridgie

[kendra k]

maybe your cat is a little slut...

[Jonny Hoare]

aaah i love a bit of new pussy... booom tish, comedy honk of horn

[saintvikki1884]

Might be that the other kitten is a he and not a she after all!!!!!! But that is soooooooooooo sweet.

[Adam]

you will pay for your foolish ways

- Angry Pacman

[saintvikki1884]

<gg> very funny

[Ickle Angel]

It is not very likely that your cat is only going to have one kitten Drummer as they usually have around 7 or8 at a time

[Funky Drummer]

Cats can quite easily have just one kitten, and she hasn't grown much so it's likely that it will be a small number

[Adam]

aaah i love a bit of new *beep*... booom tish, comedy honk of horn

p-ussy?

[kendra k]

i was alluding to the notion that his cat is a strumpet/harlot/feline of ill repute

[Gigglyboots]

Sweet, any plans for names?

[Funky Drummer]

Well....


The cats we had before (one of which still exists) were, like these two, sisters. We named them Islay and Skye.

These two are named Fuji and Sushi.

I dunno if we'll keep the new one, and if we do we've got no idea on names yet.

[kendra k]

wasabi, or you should look up the japanese word for strumpet/harlot/feline of ill repute, tack an i on the end of it, and call it that.

[Funky Drummer]

hey, thats a good plan!