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Psycho exes...#311261

By Bruvva - Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:01 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:01 pm #311261

Always good for a laugh this subject. Who's the nuttiest person you ever went out with and what did they do?

Mine was a girl called Sylvana, after I split up with her she sent a postcard to my mum detailing exactly how she'd like to dismember me with an axe. It was really quite graphic. My mum's response? "What did you DO to the poor girl?"

To this day I will not set foot in Edmonton in London, just in case.

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Re: Psycho exes...#311262

By foot-loose - Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:05 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:05 pm #311262

Bruvva wrote:To this day I will not set foot in Edmonton in London, just in case.

Personally, i'd rather you didn't set me anywhere!

Re: Psycho exes...#311266

By S4B - Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:24 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:24 pm #311266

I've only had one psycho ex who was a real hoot!!! Thanks for bringing this up Bruvva you've really improved my bad mood!

**Stalks off grumbling**

Re: Psycho exes...#311268

By Longview01 - Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:43 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:43 pm #311268

Crazy girl that told everyone in our local that I just to hit her, got outside and got jumped by 3 guys who were upholding her "honour"

Bloody idiots will believe anything if they think they are gonna get laid!

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Re: Psycho exes...#311275

By Andy B - Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:55 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:55 pm #311275

I knew this girl who used to just follow me around. I drunkenly slept with her once and after that I couldn't get rid of her. I'd do a gig in North London near where she lived and she'd be in there on her own, then afterwards she'd folow me home and it took me 2 busses to get home! The scariest thing is she'd never say a word to me, she just followed me. I t really freaked me out but not as much as when all of a sudden she just stopped one night and I never saw her.

She was proper weird

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Re: Psycho exes...#311283

By MK Chris - Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:48 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:48 pm #311283

Longview01 wrote:Crazy girl that told everyone in our local that I just to hit her, got outside and got jumped by 3 guys who were upholding her "honour"

Bloody idiots will believe anything if they think they are gonna get laid!

Someone told her colleagues my dad did that to her, when he was with her. Now, I am quick to criticise my dad if I think he's in the wrong, but one thing he's not is violent. The colleagues believed her until she went to the work Christmas party once, stating he had broken her ribs, then on the same night was spotted scrambling under chairs to get to the dancer floor. You don't do that with broken ribs.

Also, I had a mate who was with a girl and she told him she was on the pill. Needless to say she was lying and got pregnant; then she promptly killed the baby with drugs.

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Re: Psycho exes...#311312

By Zoot - Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:22 am

- Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:22 am #311312

I was seeing this girl for a little while about 4 years back. It wasn't working so I finished it. She text me a few days later to say If i didn't go back out with her she would cut herself. I went round there, sat down and chatted about it and she told me she was only joking.
A month later she got herself pregnant by some married middle-age bloke, he left her (she lied about being on the Pill), she put a brick through his windscreen then asked If i'd be Godfather. I said I'd have to think about it, she said she'd ring me the day after and I never heard from her again.

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Re: Psycho exes...#311323

By Vivienne - Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:58 am

- Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:58 am #311323

Nuttiest person was a boy I went to school with named "Tommy". He developed some kind of obsession with me, stood at the bottom of my local swimming pool watching me @ lunchtimes, stood outside my house at 11 pm in the pouring rain just so he could look at the window where I was sleeping.

He stole a pair of gold earrings from his mother to give to me, then took them back.

He rang the house on numerous occasions. Then, he "vanished" for a long time (a few years), only to ring me up one lunchtime, in order to tell me he was sat outside the Hilton in London in a pink Porsche.