[Zoot]

What a bunch of idiots! I would have thought everyone here would be here because they liked Chris Moyles. It seems you are all wasters who have too much time on your hands!

Thank you foot loose though... it seems you are the only nice one. It really wasn't that difficult for a straight answer was it!!

Just because there are a few bad apples doesn't mean the whole tree is rotten...

*goes to paint a fence*

[ben_swindon]

Thank you for your help Console and Foot-loose. It is a shame everyone can't be as friendly.

I just thought this would be the best place to ask for help.

Thanks again

Ben

[MK Chris]

Oh stop being so up tight, we're only having a laugh.

[Ballbag]

Oh stop being so up tight.

*falls off chair*

*gets back up*

Pot / Kettle Mr Bopher.

[Yudster]

I know what you're saying Baggie, but at least you can rip the piss out of Topher unmercifully and he doesn't throw his toys out of the pram and get all silly. Unlike some people.

[Andy B]

Hang on your saying you have a complete archive of every show Chris has done, that's got to be a heck of an archive. Is there anyway the rest of us plebs could access this or is it just for private use? Where/how do you store it? I have visions of a huge bank of cassetes and mini-discs in your house somewhere or a huge server farm in your garage?

[Console]

Well, according to this: -

Since July this year though I have been unable to listen due to work commitments, so everyday I record it my Sky+ box, record it into cool edit and burn it onto a CD

...he's only been recording since July and it's on CD's, not cassettes, mini-discs or a huge server farm (I'm not sure why you'd need a huge server farm).

[Zoot]

Well, according to this: -

Since July this year though I have been unable to listen due to work commitments, so everyday I record it my Sky+ box, record it into cool edit and burn it onto a CD

...he's only been recording since July and it's on CD's, not cassettes, mini-discs or a huge server farm (I'm not sure why you'd need a huge server farm).

To keep his huge server Cows?

[Sunny So Cal]

Or perhaps his huge server sows?

[gbm]

Well, ben_swindon. I am not new but also not old on the forums, I will therefore give this answer:

Whilst I would have been perfectly willing to burn the files to disk and then send it to you (Yes, thats right folks - Snail mail!) I haven't been able to download the last few weeks shows - they just come out all choppy and silly, I don't know why!

I also feel that whilst the answers you recived could have been a bit more friendly, on the other hand it could have been worse - thats life I guess.

Out of interest Console, did the Velocerapter die after falling on your modem?, was there any sparks flying or Velocerapter screams?

[Console]

Out of interest Console, did the Velocerapter die after falling on your modem?, was there any sparks flying or Velocerapter screams?

It was just a toy Veloceraptor that I knocked off of the shelf above the modem (while I was replacing the router) that happened to land on the modem; it was a plush toy, so it didn't do any damage to itself or the modem.

[Yudster]

It might have caught fire, those plushies can really burn you know.

[Console]

It could have, but the modem was off at the time, reducing the already tiny probability of it catching fire.

[Yudster]

I have some matches you could borrow.

[Console]

Do you also have a time machine so I can travel back to the moment of impact and ignite it?

[Yudster]

Of course. Why would you doubt it?

[Console]

I would doubt it because time machine's are fictional devices.

[Yudster]

You always have an answer for everything, don't you Console.

[Console]

I do, although the validity of that answer is occasionally up for debate.

[Yudster]

I question the validity of that answer. No I don't, this is getting silly and I apologise.