[Vivienne]

That's bloody disgusting. And I don't have a need for vibrators. I'm naturally out there, happening!

[nade]

is that a vibrator, because it looks like something I was reading about in a magazine just a couple of days ago. There's a website where you can purchase them. Can't remember the name.

lol, what kind of magazines do they sell in Ayrshire thesedays. I'm glad I moved away a long time ago

[Vivienne]

Look, it was a magazine I got in Tesco, and the above appliance looked like this. There's a bit a the front of the machine that you put somewhere, and it looks like the one above, that's all.

[nade]

Sure the magazine wasn't in B&Q?

[Vivienne]

Of course it wasn't in B&Q. It was an ad for sites for vibrators I was looking at. Not that I'm planning on purchasing, of course, I was just curious to see there was such a site.

[MK Chris]

Of course there is "such a site", I feel you know more than you're letting on about such sites.

You can find all sorts on the internet if you look hard enough. Give it a try, Viv.

[Vivienne]

I do not know more than I'm letting on. I was just curious about the ad. Anyhow, the thought of those machines is scary, incase a person blew themselves up.

[Yudster]

Do you really think Tesco would be advertising vibrators? Do you really think that?!

[Vivienne]

But it wasn't TESCO. It was a magazine I bought in TESCO, which was advertising vibrators. It was a magazine called "Eve", I think.

[Yudster]

Now I understand. As long as it wasn't Jackie.

[Vivienne]

I think I'm too old now for "Jackies"....

[kendra k]

my vice is dr pepper and chip butties. yum.

[S4B]

That's bloody disgusting. And I don't have a need for vibrators. I'm naturally out there, happening!

Viv, EVERY girl needs at least one vibe! They're not only great fun when on your own, bored and lonely but they're also amazing when used on you during "playtime".

[S4B]

You know it's true missy!

[Vivienne]

S4B! I just rely on my vegetables.

Ladies, if you are looking for what I was talking about, the site seems to be http://www.omax.net

[MK Chris]

S4B! I just rely on my vegetables.

That's certainly a cheaper way of doing it. Do you eat them afterwards?

[Vivienne]

No! I don't!!

[MK Chris]

Ah, OK so you just chuck it away afterwards then? Or do you reuse the same vegetable? What vegetables are we talking about here, I'm thinking carrots, but you never know with you, you may try potatoes or something.

[Yudster]

S4B! I just rely on my vegetables.

Quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever read on these forums!

[Vivienne]

I'm talking : carrots and cucumbers.... think of SHAPE.

[Yudster]

I'm talking : carrots and cucumbers.... think of SHAPE.

Nope, that's scarier.

[Vivienne]

Well, I may invest in an OMAX.

[kendra k]

eww all around.

i remember when i found my mom's vibrator. it was weird.

as for veg- compost it when you're done. it's more ecological. (i don't need sex toys, i'm chaste.)

[Yudster]

(i don't need sex toys, i'm chaste.)

After what I have read in this thread, I think I am going to join you. It's enough to put anyone off.

[claradooblue]

Wouldn't it be a bit of an effort using carrots and cucumbers and the like? It's the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and too embarresed to purchase anything else. When i was about 12 i used to use a recorder.