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By Yudster
#313834
I've always regarded Console as someone who, whilst studious and level headed, occasionally displays the picaresque side of his personality to great effect. There's a difference between "light and fluffy", and "empty".
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By Vivienne
#313836
I think he is serious and studious, with a random need to be vicious. A bit of a control freak too, towards himself and others.
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By Yudster
#313839
Well, I have to concede you know him a lot better than I do, and I suppose I can recognise him in your portrait there - he is funny sometimes though, you must admit.
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By Vivienne
#313843
Sometimes is the key word in the sentence.
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By kendra k
#313874
first off, once i saw the title of this thread, i knew viv had to be the person who created it.

secondly, i like to hold my breath for endorphins to wake up.

third of all, it looks like viv was the one that sort of derrailed the topic, which is ironic, innit?

fourth, i need to go take a shower to wake up.
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By Console
#313921
Viv 113 wrote:I think he is serious and studious, with a random need to be vicious. A bit of a control freak too, towards himself and others.


You know, that's almost, but not entirely, unlike me.
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By SAV1OUR
#313924
Its almost as if Viv's gone and looked up 'Sociopath' in the dictionary, for dramatic effect.
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By Uglybob
#313937
is it my assumption that viv is saying that she likes to insert carrots into her vagina while she is in the bath.


its what i got from it anyway
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By Boboff
#313979
It gives her energy, you see.

We had some tennants once and the dishwasher pipe was leeking, he called me and said he had fixed it, he had been a plumber in the Navy, anyway when I go and have a look he has fixed it by putting a carrot in the grey flexible waste pipe ! Great Plumbing in the Navy then !

Make me smile to this day.

Best joke on Apollo show with the "carr brothers" last night, Alan Carr says, have you been to A&E on a Friday night ? I thought a bomb had gone off in Lidl !

Great gag.
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By Vivienne
#314087
Console wrote:You know, that's almost, but not entirely, unlike me.
Oddly enough, I don't believe a word. [Quote fixed - again]
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By Console
#314161
Viv 113 wrote:
Console wrote:You know, that's almost, but not entirely, unlike me.
Oddly enough, I don't believe a word.


Luckily, you don't have to. I was also paraphrasing a famous quote, two points for the first person who tells me what it's from.
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By Vivienne
#314164
YES, luckily I don't have to, but you're definitely a psychological game player.