[Vivienne]

If you had some spare cash, and wished to buy a present for an R1 DJ, what would you choose?

For example, would it be some new exercise equipment for Moyles, a tanning booth for Mills, etc., etc.?

[MK Chris]

I'd spend the spare cash on Mrs Topher instead.

[foot-loose]

Id get Scott Mills a new job

I'd spend the spare cash on Mrs Topher instead.

*vomits*

[S4B]

You after ideas Viv?

[ladbroke]

Edith Bowman a one way ticket to Timbuktu.

[Bonanzoid]

Fearne Cotton a one way ticket to my house...

In all seriousness though, if maturity had a financial value, Mills would be sorted.

[Yudster]

I can think of a whole lot of stuff I would like to give Laura.

[Vivienne]

Would it include a mince pie in the face? And a P45?

[Bonanzoid]

By Laura I presume you mean the girl that 'works' on the Scott Mills show and does nothing but laugh loud and annoyingly in the background? P45 sounds apt to me.

[Yudster]

I would certainly enjoy giving her that, no doubt. Along with some scruples, some discernment, some self-respect and some integrity. I was going to say morals too, but realistically I don't absolutely know she needs them, she might be lying about all that too. Oh, hang on........