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By Sunny So Cal
#315094
Twix are much better than Kit Kats. Kit Kats are boring and the chocolate on them is rubbish.

Thanks, Haggis. I really blame Catherine for the whole scone, cream, jam kick I'm on lately. I run on the treadmill 5 days a week but I'll be damned if I start measuring areas to see where my holiday meals have settled. That's too scary. Now pardon me, I'm off to eat my champagne truffles from Fortnum & Mason 8O
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By S4B
#315110
He never asked for it. Ah well I'm in too bad a mood to care, someone get me a large Voddie? It may cheer me up or at least help put me out of my misery!
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By Sunny So Cal
#315125
For God's sake, someone give S4 a tranquilizer or a very strong "Mongoose Vodka" shot & whatever you do, don't let her near your Christmas baubles!!
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By MK Chris
#315132
Yudster wrote:BUT - it's no' as guid as Tablet! Damn, I can't even type in Scots. I tried though Footy, in homage to your amazing generosity.

I would like to echo that!
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By Yudster
#315143
Sunny So Cal wrote:For God's sake, someone give S4 a tranquilizer or a very strong "Mongoose Vodka" shot & whatever you do, don't let her near your Christmas baubles!!


I had a different suggestion, although the word "shot" came into it too.
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By S4B
#315174
Yudster wrote:
Sunny So Cal wrote:For God's sake, someone give S4 a tranquilizer or a very strong "Mongoose Vodka" shot & whatever you do, don't let her near your Christmas baubles!!


I had a different suggestion, although the word "shot" came into it too.


Yuds please do!
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By Sunny So Cal
#315185
Yudster wrote:
Sunny So Cal wrote:For God's sake, someone give S4 a tranquilizer or a very strong "Mongoose Vodka" shot & whatever you do, don't let her near your Christmas baubles!!


I had a different suggestion, although the word "shot" came into it too.


8O Tequila? Whisky?
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By Yudster
#315399
Or massively fat.
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By Yudster
#315405
People like you shouldn't be allowed! But that's why I said "or". I would gain four pounds just from sniffing a deep fried Mars bar I think.
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By Haggis
#315611
Vivienne wrote:Depends on the person. I can stuff my face all day, and never put on a pound. :-)


Thats because your body's glucose/fatty acid cycle is still working properly. In people who are fat it isnt.......keep eating crappy stuff and eventually the fat will start accumulating, unless your very lucky!

Has anyone actually tried a deep fried mars bar>? :?
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By Haggis
#315616
Its usually non fibre, refined crabs that cause stomach bloating, or an inflamatory response from gluten.

If you had white rice or a nann they are digested rapidly so distend the digestive tract , if it was wholemeal naan or brown rice it wouldnt get past the stomach as fast due to the prescence of fiber so shoudlnt bag you up :p 8O