[Vivienne]

Have you ever worked for a company which played odd or inappropriate music to people ringing in? Or, indeed, have you experienced some "odd stuff" when ringing someone up?

I once worked for a company (who shall remain nameless, of course), who played the theme tune from "The Titanic" to potential customers.

[MK Chris]

When I was working on the Unilever care lines, they played Help by The Beatles as the on hold music. Top that, someone.

[Vivienne]

I've already topped it, with the "Titanic" music. The notion of a company sinking fast.

[MK Chris]

That's metaphorical (if people think of it; to me it's just a shit song by a shit artist.)

The sarcastic comments we got for having Help were plentiful.