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By Zoot
#316317
Tuesday I got a christmas tree
Yesterday I got a star
Today I got a penguin wearing a scarf

Who knows what tomorrow will bring!

*trembles with excitement*
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By Yudster
#316338
I have advent candles rather than an advent calendar.
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By Zoot
#316339
Yudster wrote:I have advent candles rather than an advent calendar.


Are they chocolate candles?
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By Yudster
#316348
No, but I do open a tin of Quality Street for advent.....!
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By Zoot
#316351
Yudster wrote:No, but I do open a tin of Quality Street for advent.....!


Ohh, can you save me the toffee fingers?
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By Yudster
#316357
Not a chance, they're me favourites.
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By Zoot
#316359
Bonanzoid wrote:Mingin', they're all chewy n'stuff.


Yea, that'll be the toffee then
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By Bonanzoid
#316361
Well, aye, obviously. But it's such a pain, you're hurtling your way through them, taking a few seconds to devour each one and then *BAM* you hit a toffee. They're just there to throw you.
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By Yudster
#316363
Oh, I can destroy a toffee pretty damn quick, let me tell you.
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By Zoot
#316364
i see what your saying, like when they stick maltezers in bags of revels
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By Yudster
#316370
It was bad enough when the raspberry Revels changed to coffee. Now they've changed the peanut ones to raisins. I've stopped buying Revels.
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By MK Chris
#316372
I have never bought Revels. There were raspberry ones? Raisins in favour of peanuts is a good change though.
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By Boboff
#316393
I like the blue Coconut ones best.

There was a gordie lass who wanted to know why her private parts smelt of coconut, well it was bountie.
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By Andy B
#316408
You can have all the coconut ones I leave then. It's quite weird my best mate and I have totally opposite tastes when it comes to chocolates so every xmas, I go to his house and eat all the fudge, strawberry and Orraneg cremes and he comes to mine and has all the coconut and coffe and praline ones! Urgh!
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By MK Chris
#316409
I agree with you as opposed to your mate.

I wish I had a mate like that.
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By foot-loose
#316414
Andy B wrote:You can have all the coconut ones I leave then. It's quite weird my best mate and I have totally opposite tastes when it comes to chocolates so every xmas, I go to his house and eat all the fudge, strawberry and Orraneg cremes and he comes to mine and has all the coconut and coffe and praline ones! Urgh!

that sounds like so much fun.

Seriously.

Rock on!
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By Boboff
#316433
Topher wrote:I agree with you as opposed to your mate.

I wish I had a mate like that.



Look no further Toph My good man I am here for you
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By MK Chris
#316447
boboff wrote:
Topher wrote:I agree with you as opposed to your mate.

I wish I had a mate like that.



Look no further Toph My good man I am here for you

I'm not going all the way to Devon to eat your strawberry creams, no matter how much I like Devon.
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By Andy B
#316485
Get one from tesco, in a few days they'l be half price so you can get two, one for morning and one for night! Plus you can gorge yourself on the chocoalte you've missed already from both!
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By S4B
#316488
I want someone to buy one for me! I bought 2 for my staffroom for my staff and I bought them for my kids and Mr S4!
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By claradooblue
#316541
We've all got our own advent Calendars in our house, so we all get a chocolate every day. Mine is a doctor Who one that gives you facts about Doctor Who that you knew already. The day before yesterday, i was informed by the calendar that the Doctor is a Timelord. Surprisingly.