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By Zoot
#316961
foot-loose wrote:I like the wee clock up in the corner.


I have a wee clock
Gets me up at 6am every morning... bastard...
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By Yudster
#316965
I din't know it was important to time weeing that accurately. I'm happy to fit in with this, but my kidneys may have other ideas.
By Ballbag
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I'm know for my terribly weak bladder. I like to think of it as my body being efficient, when drinking I usually go at least twice a pint, sometimes thrice. Although it is getting annoying when every time I go to the loo when out in a pub, my work mates always break into the Black Adder theme tune..... "Slack Bladder, slack bladder, he always needs a wee"
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By MK Chris
#316967
I'm alright till I break the seal after three, four.. occasionally even five pints, then it's every 10 minutes.

I sleep too deep to get up in the night for a piss. Luckily I'm able to hold it.
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By Andy B
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Once you pop you just can't stop.
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By foot-loose
#316985
Topher wrote:I'm alright till I break the seal after three, four.. occasionally even five pints

I have the same problem with whales and some dolphins. Depends what I'm drinking really, but I'm glad there is another out there with a drunken obsession for marine wildlife.
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By Bonanzoid
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Topher wrote:I'm alright till I break the seal after three, four.. occasionally even five pints, then it's every 10 minutes.

I sleep too deep to get up in the night for a piss. Luckily I'm able to hold it.


Sleep too deeply. Oh yes.

Breaking the seal is horrendous, but 2 or 3 a pint? Jeezo.
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By claradooblue
#317176
Oh i know, but the dog was being particularly demanding in how far he wanted to walk. It became a bit teeth-grinding and torturous. Pelvic floors are fine when you're just sitting on a chair, but not when you're attempting to keep up with a greyhound.
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By Mozzer
#317342
foot-loose wrote:I see they have updated the radio player. They are calling it the iPlayer... surely Apple wont be happy?

Probably to go with the TV on demand thingy.
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By claradooblue
#317391
It looks nicer. The 1xtra one is pink and black and reminisent of a bordello. As yet though, i havn't noticed any change in the sound quality.
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By Bruvva
#317702
fish heads wrote:Apple don't own a letter


True there are all manner of ithings about. Shows a lack of imagination though
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By Console
#317705
Bruvva wrote:
fish heads wrote:Apple don't own a letter


True there are all manner of ithings about. Shows a lack of imagination though


Doesn't it give 'brand identity'?
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By foot-loose
#317707
Bruvva wrote:
fish heads wrote:Apple don't own a letter


True there are all manner of ithings about. Shows a lack of imagination though

iMagination?
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By kendra k
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claradooblue wrote:It looks nicer. The 1xtra one is pink and black and reminisent of a bordello. As yet though, i havn't noticed any change in the sound quality.

actually, it's been like that for every station i've listened to. it's hard to take five live seriously when the player screams, "i'm an emo girl!"