[catherine]

How can you not drink ? I've never got why people don't drink, my sister doesn't drink and hardly goes out to pubs/clubs unless she is attending a gig, it all seems very boring to me.

[foot-loose]

P.S. I drink and shag as often as possible though

I'm pretty sure that will redeem you in her eyes.

[Console]

How can you not drink ? I've never got why people don't drink, my sister doesn't drink and hardly goes out to pubs/clubs unless she is attending a gig, it all seems very boring to me.

Conversely, I can't see why people would want to go out and drink alcohol, especially if their aim is to get drunk. I've never had the desire to get 'out of my head', and I don't like the taste of any alcoholic drink (although, I do like the smell of Malibu).

[S4B]

Not enough redemption! Console you need to discover the evils of alcohol! I'm ever so sloightly drunkled! Come chat in chat rrom guys!

[Console]

I'm only a part time geek

Ha, then you should not be considered a geek. Be gone, you with your geek-envy, and get back to your brain-deadening alcoholic beverages.

Console you need to discover the evils of alcohol!

I know the evils of alcohol well enough; certainly enough to know I wouldn't want another experience of it.

[MK Chris]

How can you not drink ? I've never got why people don't drink, my sister doesn't drink and hardly goes out to pubs/clubs unless she is attending a gig, it all seems very boring to me.

Some people don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks. Others have known people close to them who have been alcoholics and have made a decision (some consciously, others not) to not drink alcohol. Others have been alcoholics previously and have reformed themselves and don't now touch a drop. Others don't like getting drunk I'm sure there are loads of other reasons.

I'm not bright enough to be a geek.

[S4B]

You haven't experienced it with me Console! you should try gettiong drunkled with me! I promise you'd enjoy it!

[Console]

I'm not bright enough to be a geek.

Ah, there is no intelligence prerequisite to becoming a geek; there's simply the thirst for knowledge and the willingness to devote yourself to aquiring it.

You haven't experienced it with me Console! ;) you should try gettiong drunkled with me! I promise you'd enjoy it!

Thanks, but I doubt I would.

[S4B]

You would Cons, all the boys do!

[catherine]

Conversely, I can't see why people would want to go out and drink alcohol, especially if their aim is to get drunk. I've never had the desire to get 'out of my head', and I don't like the taste of any alcoholic drink (although, I do like the smell of Malibu).

Because you would rather go home at the end of the night to someone alot better looking then the person you left there in the evening, only way you can do this is with the help of alcohol (malibu and coke is delish and my fav drink.)

[foot-loose]

You would Cons, all the boys do!

All of them?


And stop winking.

[Console]

You would Cons, all the boys do! ;) ;) ;)

The smell of alcohol alone is enough to make my stomach turn, that, joined with the actual taste of alcohol and the physical effects that alcohol has on the body, makes it very likely that I wouldn't.

Conversely, I can't see why people would want to go out and drink alcohol, especially if their aim is to get drunk. I've never had the desire to get 'out of my head', and I don't like the taste of any alcoholic drink (although, I do like the smell of Malibu).

Because you would rather go home at the end of the night to someone alot better looking then the person you left there in the evening, only way you can do this is with the help of alcohol

Trust me, it's not the only way.

[S4B]

Well all the straight ones!

[S4B]

Console baby boy I could stop you being a geek!

[catherine]

What other ways are there then? Enlighten me.

[S4B]

Well we could give him a cool new haircut
A new sense of clothing himself
A new hobby
and screw him senseless! That'd help!

[Console]

Console baby boy I could stop you being a geek!

Do you happen to have a horse called Binky? If not, it's unlikely you'd be able to stop me.

What other ways are there then? Enlighten me.

Well, the obvious way would be to go either with ugly people or to go alone. I met my (now ex) girlfriend at a pub; I went with my mates (who I wouldn't say were ugly, but as a man I find it hard to judge another man's attractiveness), and I left with her.

[S4B]

Aww Console likes Terry Pratchett who is a horrid man! I would like to be Mort!

[Console]

I would like to be Mort!

Any particular reason? Wouldn't Esme Weatherwax be a more suitable fit?

[S4B]

Nope I am no witch! I want to be in chrge of things and occasionally make fast food for people! Anyway Pratchett is a git and he has Alzheimers so make the most of his books while they make a little sense

[Console]

Pratchett [...] has Alzheimers

Yeah, he was diagnosed with diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's; it's a terrible way to go, for whoever's got it.

[catherine]

What other ways are there then? Enlighten me.

Well, the obvious way would be to go either with ugly people or to go alone. I met my (now ex) girlfriend at a pub; I went with my mates (who I wouldn't say were ugly, but as a man I find it hard to judge another man's attractiveness), and I left with her.

I was on about a boyfriend you have left at home for a nightout.

[Zoot]

always happens to the once who actually use their brains...

(this is a completely non factual comment which was only stated to pinpoint the irony)

[Console]

What other ways are there then? Enlighten me.

Well, the obvious way would be to go either with ugly people or to go alone. I met my (now ex) girlfriend at a pub; I went with my mates (who I wouldn't say were ugly, but as a man I find it hard to judge another man's attractiveness), and I left with her.

I was on about a boyfriend you have left at home for a nightout.

Ah, well it has to be said, I've never left a boyfriend at home when going out (for the night, or otherwise).

[S4B]

Ahhh so you would enjoy a night with me Console! I'd teach you a trick or two!