[Yudster]

I'm playing Final Fantasy X. I'm brilliant at blitzball.

Footie doesn't want to be Robin Hood. He'd rather be Much. I reckon. Especially now Marian is out of the picture. And bearing that in mind, I may volunteer to comfort and cheer Sir Guy in his grief...........

[Andy B]

You can't fancy a baddie, that's not allowed....It's wrong.

[Ezza]

Its the way. Bad guys tend to be hot...

[S4B]

The badness makes them more attractive somehow!

[Ezza]

The thrill and risk. Its all so attractive.

[MK Chris]

This rule that girls seem to follow has been the bain of my life forever (until I met Mrs Topher, obviously.)

[Ezza]

Not the bad guys in real life. They never seem to be hot. Just the ones in films

[Ezza]

I seem to go for knobby annoying ones.

[catherine]

Ohhh yes a men slagging session, exactly what i need. I got stood up, again, last night and i am never ever going to agree to meet him again. You know what pisses me off most he asks me to meet him ?! Why oh why would you ask to meet someone if you are planning to not turn up (he was only meant to be coming round my house so i wasn't stood in the cold waiting for him, thank God).... Anyway i'm done with him, i hope.

[MK Chris]

You hope? Why only hope?

People should never stand others up, it's totally unfair. That said, women have been known to do it too.

[catherine]

Because when i really like someone then i want it to work. It isn't very often that i actually really like someone though, i usually like them to talk to but don't find them attractive or find them abit boring and even though we can talk, they don't make me laugh.

[claradooblue]

You can have my other half if you want. After two weeks of enforced togetherness, i feel on the verge of commiting bloke-icide.

[Yudster]

Sir Guy is just hot, thats all. And yes, he's a baddie, but there's always that underlying suspicion that he's actually got a good side to him, and if you could just find it.........but then he might stop wearing those black leather clothes, and that would never do.

Sorry your bloke is being a wanker Cat. Try to talk to him about it, and maybe give him another chance? Last last chance? Maybe?

[Vivienne]

So, you're in Austria this time foots!! I don't like your latest sig., I must say! I like them better when they are more realistic.

[Andy B]

But we're doing famous historical (and fictional) personages. Bonus points for double acts apparently.....

Oh Superman and Krypto (nod to Bruvva)

[foot-loose]

So, you're in Austria this time foots!! I don't like your latest sig., I must say! I like them better when they are more realistic.

I'm not a huge fan of it myself.

[S4B]

I do believe it's time for you to change this sig Footy! According to Andy's rules that is, come along!

[Zoot]

We should set him challenges. I'd like to see him cameo-ing in various film roles, Or 'Footy around the world'...

[S4B]

Oooh Footy round the world sounds fun! Shall we start him in John O'Groats?

Although I also like the cameo role idea, like Alfred Hitchcock. Start with something easy - he could be an Oompa Loompa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - we could play spot the orange Footy!

[Ezza]

We could do Where's Wally, only hunting for Foots instead

[MK Chris]

...or we could leave him to create signatures as and when and how he wants.

[S4B]

OOh Great idea!!!! I have posted this link before but everyone needs a copy of this book! http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesw ... ku=5984347

[Zoot]

...or we could leave him to create signatures as and when and how he wants.

Sorry Mum...

[S4B]

...or we could leave him to create signatures as and when and how he wants.

Topher you are sooo dull this year, is it your resolution to have less fun?

[catherine]

If he gets worse every year i don't want to know pensioner Topher.