[S4B]

That's a good plan Joe!

[Boboff]

S4 I keep reading your sig NOUN Slag, now I now it's my problem, but I just thought I would share with you what you are doing to me !

[S4B]

Boboff get some new glasses! Maybe it is just wishful thinking? Come see me and see if I am or not!

[Boboff]

Funny I was thinking more Rose West than May West.**


** ( For foots : I think that May West said in a film "come up and see me sometime" as a provocative invitation similar to S4's comment above, and Rose West is a mass murderer married to the now dead Fred West, and I commented that I thought of S4 in this latter sence rather than the former one, which was a joke........well maybe not)

[S4B]

Boboff I think I hate you again!

[Boboff]

Sorry, I know you are tired and aching.

What do you mean again ?

I thought we were friends !

[S4B]

We are, MOST of the time! I can't believe you just thought of me as a child murderer!

[Boboff]

I didn't it was a Joke....... although now you come to mention it !

[S4B]

I may not like children very much bit I doubt I'd ever murder one! My kids have at least made it to 11 alive and well!

[MK Chris]

Well, two of them have..

[S4B]

I only have had 2! I would only go through that experience once!

[MK Chris]

Maths isn't your strong point, is it?*

*I realise you have twins, I just found it amusing

[S4B]

Guessing the tiny print is something of a disclaimer about knowing I have twins?

[MK Chris]

Might be.

You still gave birth twice though. Not to mention the ones buried under the patio.

[Yudster]

Thats nasty Topher.

[S4B]

Never gave birth!

[MK Chris]

Thats nasty Topher.

Over the line? Apologies if so.. I didn't mean it.

[S4B]

I know you didn't! It's ok, you are forgiven

[Bonanzoid]

Well I've got to learn the guitar now seeing I got one for Christmas but I don't know where to start really. Can't afford lessons and it seems the general trait my guitar playing friends posses is laziness as they cannot be bothered to show me. I will try though.

Ok, try printing some tabs off the internet then. I use http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/. To get you started, look up some really simple songs you know and have a crack at them. To start with I recommend anything by Nirvana, Greenday, or REM, because you get some nice simple power chords and some simple riffs too, and it won't be long before you can actually play something you recognise. Also, get a tab for a pentatonic minor scale too, if you learn to play that fluently, you can start improvising and really impress people.
The first few months won't be easy and your fingers will hurt like hell, but I promise it's sooo worth it.
*gets off his soap box*

I am trying to teach myself guitar using that site too. So far I can play a few Biffy songs, along with Feeder, and a few random other ones. Feeder songs tend to be easy. The way I like it.