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By MK Chris
#321280
I'll have topped myself before I'm a pensioner. Sod sitting around doing bugger all every day.
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By catherine
#321283
Me and my mate Lou plan to go to the same nursing home and have wheel chair races and get them to wipe our bums. :D
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By claradooblue
#321296
I'm looking forward to growing old disgracefully. I intend to be pinching the bums of the young male nurses even while i'm lying on my deathbed.
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By foot-loose
#321308
Topher wrote:...or we could leave him to create signatures as and when and how he wants.

Best. Idea. Ever.
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By Andy B
#321312
Nope, enforced signaturisation is the only way forward....
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By Andy B
#321313
Forgot to add, Merlin and Charlie Brown to my list as well......
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By Yudster
#321315
Ha, Footie and Hollie as Charlie Brown and Snoopy - that would be great. And eminently do-able I would have thought foots?
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By Andy B
#321317
Ooh Eminiem would be a good one Yuds.
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By Andy B
#321347
Beavis and Butthound
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By Zoot
#321404
Cigarettes and Alcohol
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By catherine
#321475
A man that looked like mr motivator once tried to chat me up on the bus and then ran along side the bus shouting at me through the window, it was kinda scary but Lou found it hilarious.
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By natfatbat
#321478
Hey it might have been him!! If he could keep up with a bus he must have been fit!! I think I may have Peed my self (not just now, i mean at that!) :D