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By natfatbat
#322347
So it's half twelve and I can't sleep as Mr Bat is snoring like a pig and I had to get up before I smothered him!!

Whats the strangest/worst thing anyone has ever done in their sleep?
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By MK Chris
#322349
Nick the covers. Most nights apparently.
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By Nicola_Red
#322408
I talk regularly and I walk on occasion. Once I ate a mouthful of aftershave gel that was on the bedside table. Don't ask me why.
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By Andy B
#322411
aside from the thing all men do at one point or another in their life (usually when drunk and in a wardrobe) the only weird thing I do every night is I get really hot (calm down ladies).

I mean it, I get radiator hot. I don't notice it cos I'm asleep but apparently I get so hot I'm painful to touch like a stove or something. Several of the women who have been kind (drunk) enough to share my bed have said this of me. No idea why, it's just something I happen to do.

Oh and I snore like a pnumatic drill onboard Concord taking off as well.
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By Adam
#322443
Yeah tell me about it. My sleep pattern is a bit messed up at the moment. I'm lucky if I get to bed at 3 in the morning, let alone 12!
By Ballbag
#322458
I sleep walk horrendously. I used to just often wander into the spare bed and sleep there, regardless of whom was in it. At uni I gave my housemates a shock on a number of occasions by popping into bed with them.

I've also been know to make toast in my sleep, have a shower and feed the cat once.

Mrs B's always getting up in the middle of the night to come searching for me.

We now hide all door keys before we go to bed so that I don't potter outside.
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By pjordan2000
#322489
I have once before slept walked all the way downstairs, out the front door with my pillow and laid it down on the front lawn before going back to bed...never understood why to this day that i did that?
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By MK Chris
#322491
I don't know why you're asking us, we're not likely to be able to give you answers.
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By Yudster
#322493
Ask Console, he has a logical explanation for everything. And if he hasn't, he'll find one. And Viv will argue with it. And it will go on forever because neither of them knows when to stop.

Don't ask Console.
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By Console
#322494
Yudster wrote:Ask Console, he has a logical explanation for everything.


No I don't, I just think there is one.
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By Bonanzoid
#322598
Adam wrote:Yeah tell me about it. My sleep pattern is a bit messed up at the moment. I'm lucky if I get to bed at 3 in the morning, let alone 12!


Same here, my sleeping patterns are all to pot right now. Hopefully going back to uni will sort that out. As for weird things, just the occasional sleep talking.
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By ladbroke
#322602
My sleep pattern is never good, I work night shift, late shift and early shift all in a four week period and always feel knackered! I once shouted really loudly and randomly at my girlfriend whilst asleep as I was dreaming about work, where I shout lots!! She burst into tears and I felt like an arsehole in the morning when she told me........!
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By Vivienne
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The oddest thing I have done was (apparently) scream like a banshee at around midnight while staying with family. People came to see if I was OK, only to find me out for the count. The next morning, I had no recollection whatsoever of it. :?
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By catherine
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My sleeping pattern is fine right now. I've walked once in my sleep and talk in it quite abit but i do tend to, if someone is sleeping in the same bed as me, put my leg over people.
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By nade
#322666
Vivienne wrote:The oddest thing I have done was (apparently) scream like a banshee at around midnight while staying with family. People came to see if I was OK, only to find me out for the count. The next morning, I had no recollection whatsoever of it. :?
My little brother used to do that loads, and i've been told he still does it.

I used to be able to have a converstation with him while he was asleep. And then there was the one time he was up out of bed in his room kneeling at the radiator. He was running his hand the side to side making loads of noise, so I asked him what the hell he was doing.

He claimed he was fixing the TV cos he couldn't get his SNES working on it!? :?
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By Andy B
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catherine wrote:My sleeping pattern is fine right now. I've walked once in my sleep and talk in it quite abit but i do tend to, if someone is sleeping in the same bed as me, put my leg over people.

Well it's good to know that someone is getting their leg over anyway.
By Ezza
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I don't seem to get to sleep till about 2ish at the moment. Though thats probably my fault. As i stay up texting...