[Vivienne]

And I get told I'm random!! If I'm in the house, I just do it with my hand.

If I'm outside, I would rub against something (whilst trying not to be seen).

[MK Chris]

Viv, he's taking the piss. Out of you.

[Vivienne]

Oh, I see. I was wondering earlier when I would come in for a "Beadle Poke" attack.

[foot-loose]

Hedgehogs. It's what they were invented for.

[foot-loose]

Better for me than the hedgehogs.

[Vivienne]

O, absolutely.

[Quincy]

i have someone to scratch my arse for me

[kendra k]

i have a special stick.

[natfatbat]

Ever seen what a dog does when its got an itchy arse? I try not to do that, but its hard.

[natfatbat]

Its when they have worms or had their anal glands done.

Thats right.

[unclejoesmintballs]

i have a little man follow me around and when i need to scratch my arse, pick my nose or do any pointless tasks he does it

[Boboff]

are we talking about the flesh of the arse or your bum hole ?

Scratch the flesh and wipe with paper the hole.

Done

[unclejoesmintballs]

im on about both