[Sunny So Cal]

Oh no. Don't call it a monobrow. He'll have visions of Cro-Magnon Man.

[MK Chris]

I have always have a bit of a monobrow. And it's always been called a monobrow, I guess it's more noticeable now I've got more hair up my nostrils than on my head.

[S4B]

I think Console should rename this thread "No Hair"

[MK Chris]

Your eyebrows are nearly as bad Lara's.

Yes. But the operative word there is 'nearly' and considering she is female, she is in worse need of a pair of tweezers than me.

You should tell her.

[MK Chris]

Because they look like big hairy caterpillars and if it weren't for them, she'd be quite attractive.

[MK Chris]

Haha y'know I'm half joking.. but if you don't know someone, you go for looks first; purely because you know bugger all about their personality.

[S4B]

I think Console should rename this thread "No Hair"

hahaha Thank you Console

[MK Chris]

He hasn't renamed it.. I just didn't change the subject in my message from "Re: No hair"

[S4B]

Hahaha that's funny too and probably true!

[MK Chris]

The newest comparison, by the way, is Shrek.

[Sunny So Cal]

But...But...you're not green or Scottish

[MK Chris]

Do I go Scottish when I'm angry?

[foot-loose]

Dream on.

[Sunny So Cal]

I know! Seriously, Toph!
Lottie, does he go all Bruce Banner with a faux Footsy accent?!

[foot-loose]

Ah dinna hav an accent.

[Sunny So Cal]

You're right. However, can you quickly say the following: can't, won't, don't, did not, can not, will not, cow and head without your Glaswegian patter making you sound like Shrek?
That'll do, Donkey...