[Jono]

Damn filter - c*ck.

[Console]

Jono. you can turn the filter off in your user CP.

[MK Chris]

Anyone planning any Easter holidays, or holidays in general?

I may be going to a Scottish Island called Arran http://www.visitarran.net - although it will be just a mini-break, I think.

This Island is known as Scotland in miniature, as it has all things Scottish in the one place. It's quite incredibly beautiful.

A fan of the * of Arran, Viv?

Who's Arran?*

*Someone had to do it. I'm surprised it wasn't Foot-loose.

[foot-loose]

I never use smut or innuendo as a basis for humour.

[MK Chris]

You never use humour. You do use smut and innuendo though.

[foot-loose]

Topher wins.

[Yudster]

Wow, Sunny thanks! I want to go to the place with the moon and the loch and also have the man in the kilt with the muscles and accent there too.

[Zoot]

...have the man in the kilt with the muscles and accent there too.

You could ask Footy? 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

[Yudster]

If I do go anywhere up there for a holiday, I will be tempted to book a car and a sofa for at least part of the trip, and not let on it's me. See if he guesses.

[foot-loose]

See when I see "Mrs Yudster and The Yudsterites" on a booking form, i'll probably get suspicious.

Plus, you assume that it would be me driving?

...have the man in the kilt with the muscles and accent there too.

You could ask Footy? 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

I've got a kilt though?

[Yudster]

See when I see "Mrs Yudster and The Yudsterites" on a booking form, i'll probably get suspicious.

Plus, you assume that it would be me driving?

I would go incognito. And I would ask for you specifically. And secretly. Except it would probably be you I would be asking, so you'd know......I'll come back to this.

[MK Chris]

You could get Mr Yudwuk to ring to throw him off the scent.

However, the fact I've posted this in full view of Mr Foot-Loose possibly means he may still know.

[Yudster]

It's do-able, I know it is. Just needs a bit of thought.

[Sunny So Cal]

You're welcome Yuds. If you have questions about any of the places PM me. I'd be happy to help out. They were all marvelous.
As for your driver, you could always book at a hotel and have the hotel call and ask for Footsy. That'd be sneaky. Of course this has also been posted in plain sight. He may pick up on this

[Yudster]

There are lots of possible strategies - and posting them here is good, because then he'll be suspicious of every booking he gets for the rest of the year.............

[foot-loose]

Are you the folks that have booked for this morning that I can't get a hold of and I'm beginning to think they are taking the piss?

[MK Chris]

No, that was me.

[Yudster]

Are you the folks that have booked for this morning that I can't get a hold of and I'm beginning to think they are taking the piss?

No, but thanks, it's another one on the list!

[Yudster]

I'm English. Surely he'll think thats a silly accent anyway?

[MK Chris]

You're from Essex.

He'll be right.

[Yudster]

I can't do a proper Essex accent. Which I'm pleased about because it is just as thick sounding as a proper Norfolk accent. In a coastal Essex accent my name (Jo) would be pronounced the exact same way as I would say the word "dew". "Have" would be "hev", the past tense of "show" wouldn't in fact be "showed", it would be "shewe", and the things I own would not be "mine", they'd be "moine". And all that is before they start trying to make you marry your brother and eat raw turnips.

[MK Chris]

You are a yokel. You're from Somerset.

[MK Chris]

They're yokels.

[foot-loose]

Charla called her boyfriend "her lover" the otherday on MSN. Completly naturally as well.


Moi luvar. Oooo Arrrr.

[MK Chris]

GIT ORFFF MOI LAAARRNNND!