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By MK Chris
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Ah, but it'll grow back soon enough (if I want it to.)
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By MK Chris
#328731
Haha, why did you change your mind?
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By MK Chris
#328797
Kelly Osborne made me laugh this evening:

Doctor Whatsisname (it's not Mark Hamilton): another possibility is that they may have bipolar disorder, which used to be called manic depression.
Kelly: Is bipolar disorder the same as manic depression?

Use your ears, Kelly.
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By rustybike
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What's making me smile today?? Buying an 8ft bouncy castle for 70p from Focus.

Although i think it may be too good to be true as the page has since been shut down and my friend has just receievd a cancellation email. Was still funny though...*





*not really, more upsetting as I really REALLY wanted to have a go on a bouncy castle. :(
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By Boboff
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My kids are making me smile today, after our first proper half term where Mummy worked and Daddy did the looking after I feel very happy that we got on well, and managed the time to good advantage, with some boring reading and maths, some fun Chalking on the Patio, making a Sea Creature from Recycled materials (Sammy the sneezing Sea Snake), some shopping ( Shoes for School [why do people insist on thrusting there Pelvis in your face when you are on your knees checking that the things fit, it is SO RUDE], and some seeing friends, as well as a trip to the swimming pool and a stint planting seeds with me in the new ickle green house. They both snuggled up with me and watched TV last night all still friends.

Today I miss them a bit !!

Maybe I might not be a completely crap Dad after all !!!
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By Yudster
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Today Boboff is making me smile.
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By rustybike
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boboff wrote:My kids are making me smile today, after our first proper half term where Mummy worked and Daddy did the looking after I feel very happy that we got on well, and managed the time to good advantage, with some boring reading and maths, some fun Chalking on the Patio, making a Sea Creature from Recycled materials (Sammy the sneezing Sea Snake), some shopping ( Shoes for School [why do people insist on thrusting there Pelvis in your face when you are on your knees checking that the things fit, it is SO RUDE], and some seeing friends, as well as a trip to the swimming pool and a stint planting seeds with me in the new ickle green house. They both snuggled up with me and watched TV last night all still friends.

Today I miss them a bit !!

Maybe I might not be a completely crap Dad after all !!!


Awwww... thats really cute. Your kids have the best dad in world. I wanna make sea creatures!!
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By Andy B
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Toph - didn't I suggest getting a mohican in your Hair thread a while back.......
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By MK Chris
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Yes and as I recall, I think I said I have thought about it before but not sure I could get away with it at work.
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By Andy B
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People with mohicans don't care about what they'll say at work cos they're rebels living on the edge and sticking it to the man and the system....
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By MK Chris
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Andy B wrote:People with mohicans don't care about what they'll say at work cos they're rebels living on the edge and sticking it to the man and the system....

I'd quite like a mohican without the attitude.

catherine wrote:Topher has a small willy.

Well, you wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a * wart.
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By Yudster
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Topher wrote:........I'd quite like a mohican without the attitude.........


No no no no, you don't understand - a mohican is a statement OF attitude. A mohican without attitude would just be hair.
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By MK Chris
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S4B wrote:I wouldn't want a wart on the end of my nose no matter how big or small it was so that argument holds no water at all Toph

It's just something a friend of mine says and I find it quite funny.

Yudster wrote:
Topher wrote:........I'd quite like a mohican without the attitude.........


No no no no, you don't understand - a mohican is a statement OF attitude. A mohican without attitude would just be hair.

OK.. I'd quite like a mohican.. just the hair.
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