[pjordan2000]

The show this morning. Loving it at the moment!! Especially the Mark Ronson bit.

[Yudster]

Catching a theif in my shop and getting him nicked (although having to spend 2 hours giving a statement wasn't fun)

Oh and taking lots of money from one of the most notorious conmen in Brtisih Gambling cricles today as well! You have to get up very early in the morning to catch me out!

Andy, I would really love to hear more details about both these things!

[Andy B]

Guy nicked a watch from a customer who was "tired and emotional" last week. Came back into the shop yesterday so I called the cops. 3 hours later when they arrived, he'd gone. We were reviewing the CCTV footage when they asked if I would recognise him again at which point he walked past the shop so I said "there he is" and they gave chase and actually said "you're nicked!"

The second guy is, as I said, very well known by betting shop staff. If you ever want to scare staff just tell them that you think you saw Barry Conway or Kenny Envers in another shop. They tend to wear a lot of disguises and rely oj the high turnover rate of staff in most bookies to get away with their actions. I can't go into their M.O. For obvious reasons but he was trying to do me out of about £400. There are 4 bookies in the local area and it takes him about 3 minutes so that's £1600 in 15 minutes. Then he's off to the next area which in London is never too far away. On a good day he can probably get away with between £10-30K a day! As I said though you have to get up very early in the morning to catch me out. I used to be a bit of a blagger myself so I know what to look out for even if I had no idea who he was.

I'm great me!

[Yudster]

Thanks!

[Andy B]

I'm nothing but helpful me......

[catherine]

I binned my gallstones. They are gone from my gallbladder, from my body, from my kitchen and from my life. Hip, Hip.....

[wurzel]

I binned my gallstones. They are gone from my gallbladder, from my body, from my kitchen and from my life. Hip, Hip.....

I believe the next word is

Hooray!

[sebdev]

Guy nicked a watch from a customer who was "tired and emotional" last week. Came back into the shop yesterday so I called the cops. 3 hours later when they arrived, he'd gone. We were reviewing the CCTV footage when they asked if I would recognise him again at which point he walked past the shop so I said "there he is" and they gave chase and actually said "you're nicked!"

The second guy is, as I said, very well known by betting shop staff. If you ever want to scare staff just tell them that you think you saw Barry Conway or Kenny Envers in another shop. They tend to wear a lot of disguises and rely oj the high turnover rate of staff in most bookies to get away with their actions. I can't go into their M.O. For obvious reasons but he was trying to do me out of about £400. There are 4 bookies in the local area and it takes him about 3 minutes so that's £1600 in 15 minutes. Then he's off to the next area which in London is never too far away. On a good day he can probably get away with between £10-30K a day! As I said though you have to get up very early in the morning to catch me out. I used to be a bit of a blagger myself so I know what to look out for even if I had no idea who he was.

I'm great me!

But was it done in the style of gene hunt.

Between £10 and 30k a day I'm in the wrong line of work it would seem

[S4B]

Can you tell me how you con a Bookie? I would've thought it was impossible

[S4B]

Sorry for double post but making me smile today is the fact that after our drunkledness last night Bruvva is hung over and I'm not!

[SAV1OUR]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... ay08.shtml

That vids brilliant, Justin, Alan, Ronson etc - A Friday Morning Project indeed. The bit at the end is funny too.

[kendra k]

oh, the hilarity of it all!

[TIAL]

Vodka.

[S4B]

Red Wine - something has to make me smile.

[foot-loose]

Vodka.

I iz drinkin the vokda.

Voeda.

Kodva.

yes.

[Bonanzoid]

It be beeeeeeeeeer yet again.

[S4B]

In spite of the 4 bottles of red I got through last night I have no hangover! This is making me smile

[TIAL]

4 bottles!

That is impressive

[S4B]

Meh! It's one of my few talents.

[kendra k]

damn s4b, you've got staying power!
i think i'm going to have a pancake breakfast now.

[foot-loose]

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-beh ... rnet-forum

Wise words.

[kendra k]

indeed. i wonder who the trolls are around here.

[Ballbag]

4 bottles!

That is impressive

That's a drink problem.

[Boboff]

It does depend on the size of the Bottle though!

If full size then that is very good going, and not really a problem, more of an opportunity for a solution, you Nazi !

I agree LOL

[S4B]

4 bottles!

That is impressive

That's a drink problem.

Only if I do it every night Balls. It was a one off! Most of the time I don't drink at all