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By Zoot
#330798
They say you should do something new everyday.

Today I used a different blade on my cheese grater.

have you done anything diifferent today?
#330817
Today I helped an old lady up off the ground as she fell flat to the ground just before crossing a busy road, I helped her with her bags etc, anybody would have done it, it was quite a fall she had.
#330823
Cried in front of my boss. Never done that before.
#330847
I opened a banana upsidedown.

Although I think it was accidental as upon opening the banana it was followed by an "oh poo".
#330851
rustybike wrote:I opened a banana upsidedown.

Although I think it was accidental as upon opening the banana it was followed by an "oh poo".

I don't entirely follow this... you think you opened a banana by mistake?

It was followed by an "oh poo"? Was this due to the benifits brought by the high fibre content?

Plus, why were you upside down?
#330873
foot-loose wrote:
rustybike wrote:I opened a banana upsidedown.

Although I think it was accidental as upon opening the banana it was followed by an "oh poo".

I don't entirely follow this... you think you opened a banana by mistake?

It was followed by an "oh poo"? Was this due to the benifits brought by the high fibre content?

Plus, why were you upside down?


no no... I opened the banana the wrong way round without thinking and coming from an anally retentive person like me - you don't do this (hence the "oh poo"), it's just not right... i'm sure i'm not the only person who thinks like this (i'm sure I get it from my dad). It's the same as opening an upsidedown crisp packet.

Although rereading my sentence it does make out like I was upsidedown*








*now that would be fun!!
#330874
Billy Connolly recommends that you get an unpeeled banana and a sewing needle. Stick the needle through the banana skin and wiggle it from left to right so that you cut the flesh inside the skin. Do this several times the whole way down, then watch the comedy ensue as someone opens a pre-chopped banana all over the floor.

Rock and roll.
#330879
foot-loose wrote:Billy Connolly recommends that you get an unpeeled banana and a sewing needle. Stick the needle through the banana skin and wiggle it from left to right so that you cut the flesh inside the skin. Do this several times the whole way down, then watch the comedy ensue as someone opens a pre-chopped banana all over the floor.

Rock and roll.


Thats fantastic!

Although I'm quite old school and still find shaking up a can of coke and watching it explode very funny.
#330881
rustybike, you have OCD. Welcome to the club.
#330884
Yudster wrote:rustybike, you have OCD. Welcome to the club.


Woot!
#330885
rustybike wrote:
Thats fantastic!

Although I'm quite old school and still find shaking up a can of coke and watching it explode very funny.


I did that to my g/f sister on sunday - can of Diet Coke, i shook it for ages, she opened it and did nothing...... was very disappointed....
#330886
rustybike wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Billy Connolly recommends that you get an unpeeled banana and a sewing needle. Stick the needle through the banana skin and wiggle it from left to right so that you cut the flesh inside the skin. Do this several times the whole way down, then watch the comedy ensue as someone opens a pre-chopped banana all over the floor.

Rock and roll.


Thats fantastic!

Although I'm quite old school and still find shaking up a can of coke and watching it explode very funny.

I've never dont that. I might have to try it! What do you have to do to make it explode after shaking it?
#330893
wurzel wrote:
rustybike wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Billy Connolly recommends that you get an unpeeled banana and a sewing needle. Stick the needle through the banana skin and wiggle it from left to right so that you cut the flesh inside the skin. Do this several times the whole way down, then watch the comedy ensue as someone opens a pre-chopped banana all over the floor.

Rock and roll.


Thats fantastic!

Although I'm quite old school and still find shaking up a can of coke and watching it explode very funny.

I've never dont that. I might have to try it! What do you have to do to make it explode after shaking it?


Ok, maybe there was a slight exaggeration with the word "explode" but if you shake it up well enough it should work. I've heard that if you pierce a tiny hole in the can before you shake it; when they open it it's meant to be aces!

AndyJ wrote:
I did that to my g/f sister on sunday - can of Diet Coke, i shook it for ages, she opened it and did nothing...... was very disappointed....


I'm not sure whether it works the same with diet/"zero" drinks as there isn't as much sugar in it compared to regular fizzy drinks, i'm only thinking this as I tried to do it to my sister with her Sprite Zero and nothing happened.
#330899
Or do what Scott Mills did - chew up a packet of Mentos, swallow some, keep some in your mouth, then take a swig of Coke - and swallow. That sounded truly explosive, and was the only funny thing I've heard on the Scott Mills show for years.
#330900
AndyJ wrote:Drop a mento in a bottle of coke....thats awsome!


Hell yeah! Trebor Extra Strong Mints work just as well...

Did anyone see when Chappers did that experiment and something got him in the eye. I know i'm sick when i sometimes laugh at other peoples misfortune, but that was just funny*








*even though the experiment could have blinded him. :?
#330902
Did anyone else have ice cream in their Coke when they were young? No? Just me then.
#330904
Yudster wrote: and was the only funny thing I've heard on the Scott Mills show for years.


I agree...

In addition to that I also think the flirt divert is quite funny. But thats it.
#330906
Topher wrote:Did anyone else have ice cream in their Coke when they were young? No? Just me then.


An ice cream soda, oh yes! Vanilla with Coke, chocolate with Cream Soda. With chocolate flakes and sprinkles.