[Yudster]

Four years old?? Put a four year old in what to him is an intolerable situation over which he has no means of control, he reacts accordingly, and as a result gets put away and told he isn't wanted? O-kay!

Surely you're not questioning Tophers mums parenting skills there?



*pokes with a long stick*

No more than I question my own footy. It's not all that easy.

[rustybike]

Annoying me today... i've had a tooth out... which is great as that means no more dental work but not being able to drink or smoke is bit of a bitch! Plus, the lovely cotton wool thing makes me dribble and attempting to talk makes me sound like the elephant man.

How attractive am I eh...... I hope mrs rustybike doesn't divorce me.

Having said all that... I'm very happy with the £47.00 bill i got presented with, seeing as I expected much more than that! Shweeeet!

[MK Chris]

Apparently four was a horrible age for Lianne and Tom, while I was busy polishing my halo when I turned four!

[rustybike]

Apparently four was a horrible age for Lianne and Tom, while I was busy polishing my halo when I turned four!

Whats that smell?? Horse? Cow?? I really can't put my finger on it...

[Zoot]

Zoot's Guide to speaking in a Jamacian accent - Lesson 6.

Work out what the missing word is in this simple phrase:
'A tradition english breakfast consists of ***** and Eggs'

Now say the words 'Beer Can' out loud.

Here endith the lesson.

[MK Chris]

Haha well I wasn't as bad as the other two.. in fact, if you listen to my mum, I wasn't a lot of trouble at all! I had my moments, but not too bad.

[Yudster]

Haha well I wasn't as bad as the other two.. in fact, if you listen to my mum, I wasn't a lot of trouble at all! I had my moments, but not too bad.

I can empathise with your mum. I have a very tricky relationship with my oldest (I mean I love him and he loves me, but for a bunch of reasons it's always been difficult), but an absolutely fantastic relationship with my daughter, who is lovely. I have often found myself wondering what I've done to deserve Louisa - and then I think it was probably Christopher.

[kendra k]

i support that!

[Bonanzoid]

Did you compliment such food with a game of croquet in your meadow?

[Bonanzoid]

Apologies for double post, but making me smile today is the aftermath of our first gig in a year last night. Someone on MSN said tonight - "and as usual the crowd loved you". I needed a lift, that did just the job.

[MK Chris]

Haha well I wasn't as bad as the other two.. in fact, if you listen to my mum, I wasn't a lot of trouble at all! I had my moments, but not too bad.

I can empathise with your mum. I have a very tricky relationship with my oldest (I mean I love him and he loves me, but for a bunch of reasons it's always been difficult), but an absolutely fantastic relationship with my daughter, who is lovely. I have often found myself wondering what I've done to deserve Louisa - and then I think it was probably Christopher.

My brother is fine (if a bit immature) now and my sister has finally grown up (she needed to, what with Joel.) Before Joel (well, by that I mean before she was pregnant) she was the most stroppy person I have ever known.. I basically used to not say anything to her unless I had to because the reply usually included snapping my head off. Now, she's a different person and we get on well.

In summary.. tell Christopher to get someone up the duff, then maybe you'll get along better

[foot-loose]

Babies. Is there anything they can't cure?

[Console]

Babies. Is there anything they can't cure?

While 'babies', or Stem-Cells, may be the key to curing many diseases (like cancer), as well as being able to repair the human body, there are many things that they are incapable of curing, like the common cold.

[Zoot]

Babies. Is there anything they can't cure?

While 'babies', or Stem-Cells, may be the key to curing many diseases (like cancer), as well as being able to repair the human body, there are many things that they are incapable of curing, like the common cold.

No maybe not, but their skin is so soft and smooth, they'd make a great hanky...

[foot-loose]

I've decided that the medical companies have already got a cure for the common cold but they make more pennies off the cold 'remedies' than they would off a straight forward cure.

Suspicious? Me? Muchly.

[Yudster]

In summary.. tell Christopher to get someone up the duff, then maybe you'll get along better

Topher, you can go off people you know.......!

[Vivienne]

I am in an in-between mood today. I don't actually know whether I'm happy or annoyed. A bit odd really. I'm happy because it's soooo sunny, yet at the same time, I feel a bit cross.

[MK Chris]

In summary.. tell Christopher to get someone up the duff, then maybe you'll get along better

Topher, you can go off people you know.......!

Haha, how did I know what your reaction would be? Sorry..

Foot-loose, who's the baby?

Making me smile today is that the missus has got through the hard part of the Police application, which is a big weight off our shoulders!

[Vivienne]

[quote="TopherMaking me smile today is that the missus has got through the hard part of the Police application, which is a big weight off our shoulders![/quote]

Is that the "lying on her back" part? (ha ha!!).

[foot-loose]

Foot-loose, who's the baby?

I've no idea.

I googled 'thumbs up baby' and thats what appeared.

[wurzel]

Foot-loose, who's the baby?

I've no idea.

I googled 'thumbs up baby' and thats what appeared.

Its a very good job that is what appeared!

[Vivienne]

I'm a bit more cheerful now I've got some new make-up in my life: foundation & 'scara. I may go into therapy for my mascara obsessions.

[Yudster]

[quote="TopherMaking me smile today is that the missus has got through the hard part of the Police application, which is a big weight off our shoulders!

Is that the "lying on her back" part? (ha ha!!).[/quote]

That's really rude. I know you didn't mean it to be Viv, but you should probably not make posts like that.

[Vivienne]

It's no worse than what others have said to me.. I was only kidding, but you may have a point yuds, actually. Sorry, tophs!

[MK Chris]

No worries.