[SpaceBoy]

Also to point out to Spaceboy that Libel is written and Slander is spoken so for S4B to sue him for libel means he would have had to have written these things whereas he apparently just spoke about them.

The difference is important.

S4B did not mention what format the lies were spread in, but thanks for that, yes the difference will be important technically speaking.

[Andy B]

I have just had someone spread a huge lie about me! They told numerous people at my head office that I have slept with them! I am really upset about this.

So to cheer me up what ties have been told about you and how have you overcome them?

You can't "tell" without talking...I'm sure the pedants amongst us will find ways around this but in the normal everyday sense of the word, it means verbally.

[wurzel]

And to answer the question, yes, ive once had a vicious rumour, which was also a blatant lie, spread about me, twice!

Was that the one with the sheep and the 60 year old plumber called Phil? And I heard it was three times, not twice?!

Noooo!!! That was true , and it was four times actually

Seriously though, it was the same rumour and lie but was told on two different occasions.

[foot-loose]

And to answer the question, yes, ive once had a vicious rumour, which was also a blatant lie, spread about me, twice!

Was that the one with the sheep and the 60 year old plumber called Phil? And I heard it was three times, not twice?!

Noooo!!! That was true , and it was four times actually

I know it's true. I've got the photos.

[wurzel]

I know it's true. I've got the photos.

You've destroyed the video's though yeah?

[foot-loose]

It depends if your definition of "destroyed" means "uploaded"?

[wurzel]

It depends if your definition of "destroyed" means "uploaded"?

Nope...

Burned
Drowned
Ripped up, anything to stop it working...

[Boboff]

Fallacious Phil, owe Foots you bring back such sweet memories

[foot-loose]

Fallacious Phil, owe Foots you bring back such sweet memories

I shall respond to that in my usual witty way once you do me the favour of translating it into Englerlish? Normally, I manage to cobble together what you are getting at, but this time, it's beyond me.

[Boboff]

Hmm, well "owe" should really have been Ohhhh, if that helps.
Fallacious was meant to refer to * sucking rather than an "apparently genuine really illogical statement."
And the tone was meant to be effeminate.

So really you were not given the best to go on there me old mucker.

Apologies.


I was intimating a previous experience with Phil in the video you were mentioning to Wurzel.

[foot-loose]

Hmm, well "owe" should really have been Ohhhh, if that helps.
Fallacious was meant to refer to * sucking rather than an "apparently genuine really illogical statement."
And the tone was meant to be effeminate.

So really you were not given the best to go on there me old mucker.

Apologies.


I was intimating a previous experience with Phil in the video you were mentioning to Wurzel.

Righty. Lets deconstruct what was said then:

Fallacious Phil, owe Foots you bring back such sweet memories

Should actually have read something like:

Fallacious Phil? Ohh Foots! You bring back such sweet memories!

See - the grammar freaks might be right some of the time!

[Andy B]

Where on earth did you get the camp smiley?

[foot-loose]

You are really best not asking such questions.

[S4B]

But he did and I want to know too! It's great!

[Bonanzoid]

He was canvasing support for it.

[Yudster]

It's boys only, and when you go there you need to learn the guy-ropes.

I'm rubbish at this.

[MK Chris]

I can think of things I'd rather be better at.

[Boboff]

Fallacious Phil? Ohh Foots! You bring back such sweet memories!

Thats what I meant.

Yes you are right, and I apologize, there is one thing being pedantic but when the meaning is completely lost through lack of care in grammar, punctuation and spelling like that, quite rightly you should be bemused.

Personally I feel ashamed and will endeavor to do better.

[Bonanzoid]

It's boys only, and when you go there you need to learn the guy-ropes.

I'm rubbish at this.

Yes you are.

[Bonanzoid]

Did I just make the atmosphere tents?

[foot-loose]

He goes on a special camp forum. It's tent-tastic.

I had a willy waving one as well somewhere.

[Zoot]

Can we get some homemade smilies added to the board?

I have a few -

[Sunny So Cal]

Zooooot, I love that bat! Thank you.

[Yudster]

Ok, here is a sentence I never thought I'd write - Zoot, I love your Slash!