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By foot-loose
#336448
Hmmm

Well, if you go to a fancy dress place, you will be able to hire a suit no bother - they will give you whatver yer looking for. If you want to put the effort in and go yerself... i dunno.

How about going as a ned / chav? Austin Powers? A gangster (pick anyone out of the various movies and say you are him)? Charlie Chaplin? A cowboy? An indian? Any of the rest of the Village People? Or Weebl? Or Bob?
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By MK Chris
#336467
See, going on a forum and asking complete strangers what fancy dress you should dress up in when no one has any * clue what you look like isn't the best idea in the world.

Go to a fancy dress shop and choose something. Sorted.
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By S4B
#336468
Pedant and pragmatist wow! Anything else beginning with P?
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By MK Chris
#336469
Pillock.
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By MK Chris
#336471
Penis.

I may as well get it out (names for me beginning with 'P', not my penis) before everyone else does.
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By Sunny So Cal
#336477
Why insult Toph? Seriously? Why call him...a prick? How about patient, pleasant and perceptive? Those suit him far better.
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By Yudster
#336492
S4B wrote:That doesn't work Foots.

Philanthropist


That works


Not as an insult it doesn't. Or perhaps you actually meant to write Philistine?!
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By S4B
#336504
I wasn't insulting him, Topher came up with the insult idea. I was just looking for words that describe Topher beginning with P

Like

plucky
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By Yudster
#336505
Ah I see - how about perspicacious? Or perspiring....!
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By S4B
#336507
Is he perspiring? He seems like a clean sort of guy who wouldn't do that too much (unless playing Table Tennis)

Ooooh

Ping Ponger!
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By Yudster
#336508
Damn, missed that one.....
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By S4B
#336509
I know! Can't believe I missed it for so long either. 8O

Errr

Pretentious (but only occasionally)
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By MK Chris
#336517
Yudster wrote:perspicacious?

Definitely not..!

Yudster wrote:Or perspiring....!

Only when doing something to warrant it. Like on Monday when it did us no good whatsoever and we were relegated.

S4B wrote:Ping Ponger!

I prefer whiff whaffer. Or flim flammer, or gossima-er.
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By MK Chris
#336519
Well.. no, but it's just another name for my illustrious sport.