[Vivienne]

Put the gun away! And behave, please.

[pjordan2000]

Kind of creepy that he still has that smile on his face whilst holding that gun!

[Bonanzoid]

There was a fight in a fish shop, all the fish got battered.

[foot-loose]

My mate works for MI5 as an undercover shepherd. His official title is a Shepherd Spy.

[MK Chris]

<alice from The Vicar of Dibley>How would that work, you're not supposed to tell anyone if you work for MI5?</Alice from The Vicar of Dibley>

[foot-loose]

That wasn't really Alice was it? That was you trying to hide your pedantic willy which you were waving!



Told you I had that smilie somewhere!




My mate was going out with this dutch girl that wore inflatable shoes. Not long ago, he was told that tragically, she had popped her clogs.

[S4B]

Sock puppet illustration please Chris to show how wrong she is!

[SAV1OUR]

A couple, whose house was demolished in Kent recently when a plane crashed into it, returned home from holiday yesterday. The husband said the next time they go away, they'll turn off the landing lights.

[Bonanzoid]

That joke was nicked from the sickening 9/11 repertoire .