[Sunny So Cal]

Well no kidding! But there's no gag then and I wouldn't have been able to tie in a joke about Toph's hair. Get it?

[foot-loose]

Get what?

[Sunny So Cal]

The power of voodoo

[Zoot]

who do?

[Sunny So Cal]

You do

[foot-loose]

I do what?

[S4B]

Know the man!

[Sunny So Cal]

What man?

[S4B]

The man with the power!

[SpaceBoy]

Surely there must be something you can do.
I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

[Yudster]

Please stop now........

[SpaceBoy]

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about.

[Yudster]

Ok - I said please - just stop.

[SAV1OUR]

Hmmm.

[Andy B]

Ok - I said please - just stop.

I've only just read this thread, can I do one as I've not done one yet?

I was gonna do the one about taking cream in coffee!

[Vivienne]

It's not a "fail"... people seemed to have been convinced reading through this topic!

Viv.. do you need it spelled out to you? You created this topic at 12.37; you then (in another post) proceeded to tell people that you can only do April Fool's jokes until noon on 1st April. Therefore, if this was an April Fool, by your own rules, the joke is on you.

sorry!! funnily enough, at point of creating the topic, it all made perfect sense. In my head, there are a number of little boxes, where everything makes perfect sense.

[Yudster]

It would be good if you could keep those little boxes in your head where they belong and not keep opening them in here.

[SpaceBoy]

I've only just read this thread, can I do one as I've not done one yet?

I was gonna do the one about taking cream in coffee!

Excuse me Andy B, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

[Zoot]

It's ok, I take my coffee black...










...like my men

[SpaceBoy]

Zoot you got a letter from headquarters this morning.

[Zoot]

The Headquarters? what is it?

[SpaceBoy]

It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

[S4B]

....right now!

[Vivienne]

It would be good if you could keep those little boxes in your head where they belong and not keep opening them in here.

yeh, but that would be boring!

[S4B]

It would be good if you could keep those little boxes in your head where they belong and not keep opening them in here.

yeh, but that would be boring!

But probably appropriate!