[Adam]

1) Do they have a 25th of December in Iran?

2) How many birth days does the average man have?

3) Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4) A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the womans brother. How come?

5)Why can't a man living in England be buried in Scotland?

6) How many outs are their in an inning?

7) Is it legal for a man in lreland to marry his widow's sister Why?

8 ) Two men play five games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games. there are no ties. Explain this?

9) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10) A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern expousre. A big bear walks by, what colour is the bear? Why?

11) If ther are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12) I have two coins totalling 55p. One is not a 5p piece. What are the coins?

13) How far can a dog run into the woods?

14) A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

15) What was the Prime Minister name in 1960?

16) How many animals of each sex did moses take on the ark?

[Bridgie]

1)yes, obviously

2)born on 1 day - 1 birthday

3)all of them

4)dunno

5)if he's living im guessing he wont want to be buried

6)dunno

7)dunno

not against each other

9)70

10)white polar bear, house on north pole

11)2

12)got me there

13)what?

14)9

15)prime minister

16)dunno

ok so how did i do

[Gigglyboots]

1) Yes - whether they believe its as special as ours is a different matter.

2)He is only born once, lol. So 1.

3) Every month has 28 days in it, just some have a couple more.

4)Because she is female, the beggar is the womans sister as well.

5)Because he is "living" he isn't dead.

6) Ten

7) Hard one - theres no reason why he couldnt. (or is there)
8 ) The two men arent playing each other, they are playing different opponants.
9)70
10) Its white, for the house to be like that its in the poles. but polar bears skins really black, its a trick of light.
11) You have two, cos thats what you took away.
12) Erm, is that not impossible?
13)As far as the wood stretches
14)9, cos 9 dont die.
15) Prime Minister obviously, the title hasnt changed.
16) None, Moses was nothing to do with the Ark.

[magenta]

1) Do they have a 25th of December in Iran?

Yes

2) How many birth days does the average man have?

One

3) Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

All of them

4) A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the womans brother. How come?

Because the beggar is the woman's sister.

5)Why can't a man living in England be buried in Scotland?

Because he is living.

6) How many outs are their in an inning?

6

7) Is it legal for a man in lreland to marry his widow's sister Why?

No - he's dead.

8 ) Two men play five games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games. there are no ties. Explain this?

Playing other people.

9) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70.

10) A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern expousre. A big bear walks by, what colour is the bear? Why?

Whatever bridgie said

11) If ther are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12) I have two coins totalling 55p. One is not a 5p piece. What are the coins?

50p & 5p

13) How far can a dog run into the woods?

The middle

14) A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

15) What was the Prime Minister name in 1960?

Tony Blair

16) How many animals of each sex did moses take on the ark?

None - Noah??

[Gigglyboots]

Ah I kick myself about number 7 now!

[Adam]

Magenta- you ansewered them all correct

[magenta]

Obviously



I'd seen a couple before though, but not all of them!

Do I get a prize?

[Adam]

yeah- a signed cd single of peter andre is in the post....

[Gigglyboots]

Lol, is it mysterious girl?!?!

[Bridgie]

i was going to put a couple down that i said dunno to like the widow one but as i couldnt get my head round it properly i decided not to incase i looked a fool. lol, well done magenta

bridgie

[Adam]

well- thats it. magenta killed the thread. total thread life of 1 hour

[magenta]

Sorry! Shall I edit my post & delete it all?

[Adam]

up to you. but your not getting ur signed cd by peter andre