[Andy B]

Sigh....

I'VE DONE 50 HOURS OF WORK IN 4DAYS! - I'M KNACKERED! - Plus I'm watching Pompey who are gonna win and leave Villa eating our dust!

[catherine]

Sigh....

I'VE DONE 50 HOURS OF WORK IN 4DAYS! - I'M KNACKERED! - Plus I'm watching Pompey who are gonna win and leave Villa eating our dust!

Say that again and i will rip your head off your neck and then force it up your pee hole...

Welcome newbies.

[S4B]

Sigh....

I'VE DONE 50 HOURS OF WORK IN 4DAYS! - I'M KNACKERED! - Plus I'm watching Pompey who are gonna win and leave Villa eating our dust!

And have I have proved you get paid twice as much as I do to do this!

BTW found a book for you! http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesw ... ku=6058064

[MK Chris]

Hmm. Mr Dion was a twat.

Hello Becky new person, you seem OK. I play whiff whaff (I may have to start wearing glasses all the time soon, if I do I'm going to have to look into contacts for the whiff whaff.)

[S4B]

Whiff whaff? Is this new slang for ping pong?

[Andy B]

No it's the old slang for ping pong.

[S4B]

Mah. Ping pong is the new Whiff Whaff! Anyway what did I say that was so bad Mr B?

[TIAL]

I post on [...]Cook'd and Bomb'd

Yes yes yes, I like you already. I'm glad you also appreciate Chris Morris' genius!
Welcome!

[TIAL]

Idiot! it's a Saturday! Of course she's not......

Not always true - when I was at school we had lessons on Saturday until 1pm.

[Andy B]

Well you went to a school for weirdos then....only time I was in school on a saturday was when I had a Headmasters Detention...or that rare occasion when I was picked to play for one of the school teams.

[S4B]

Netball or rounders?

[Andy B]

Hockey - they give you a weapon to fight with. I was great at getting sly digs in on the opposing teams shins and I used to scream with the club held over my head when running!

[S4B]

I also played hockey! Would've played rugby more however my school decided that mixed teams could only spell trouble.

You strike me as more of a netball player, very girlie!

[Yudster]

I was our school hockey captain. I led my team unbeaten for five years. We were damn good.

[S4B]

I imagine you as a good hockey player Yuds!

[TIAL]

Well you went to a school for weirdos then

Haha, well it was a boarding school, which always brings up some interesting characters - so I can't disagree!

[S4B]

oooh did you have midnight feasts?

[TIAL]

Hell yes!
And plenty of dorm raids. Good times.

[S4B]

And the other stuff?

[TIAL]

'Other stuff'?

[S4B]

the "other stuff" infamous in boarding schools

[TIAL]

Oh right!
No, not that I was aware of. I think that's just an extremely tired stereotype.
Feel free to humour yourself, though - I've heard it all before.

[foot-loose]

yes kit kat is better than twix, but Drifter ot Twix is the real question

kit kat and twix are like chalk and cheese!

kit kat > twix = drifter

cheese > chalk


Easy.

Whiff whaff? Is this new slang for ping pong?

Keep up.

[MK Chris]

Twix > Kit Kat
Dominos > Pizza Hut

Get it right.

[S4B]

Oooh this is now sticky! Chris hoping that newbies can be tested out here first do you think?