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By Yudster
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HAHAHAHAHA CHELSEA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I needed that.
By wurzel
#338095
Yudster wrote:HAHAHAHAHA CHELSEA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I needed that.

Grrrr!!! Grant is clueless! You dont leave it until seconds before the end of injury time to bring on one of the best strikers in the world! And where the hell was Drogba?!
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By Bruvva
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Yudster wrote:HAHAHAHAHA CHELSEA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I needed that.


Heard the rumours about what REALLY happened to Cech's face? Apparently "training ground accident" is as wide of the mark as your average arsenal striker's shooting.
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By Yudster
#338100
I haven't heard but I have been wondering, unless they train with razor blades in their shirts I couldn't see how he could have done that on the pitch. What's the rumour then?
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By Bruvva
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A minor disagreement with Ben Haim apparently. It may have happened on the training ground but it was no accident.

Chelsea are going to implode over the summer anyway, Fat Frank's off to wherever Mourinho ends up, Drogba will leave as well. It promises to be entertaining and will at least distract me from board room drama with my lot.
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By Yudster
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Yes, your board room should be interesting for a while I think. I can't help casting my mind back a while though, to my memories of Liverpool fans trying to taunt United fans with what they obviously thought was the wildly amusing chant of "USA! USA!" during the Glazer acquisition. What goes around comes around, I guess!
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By Bruvva
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charlalottie wrote:Chelsea will be fine. Yes Lamps and Drogba will leave but we'll get new players in. All very well saying we're going to implode but I'll argue against that until it actually happens.


I'm not sure all will be so rosy, Abramovic seems intent on employing his mates and surrounding himself with yes men. He also seems to have far too much influence in which players Chelsea buy, neither Shevchenko or Ben Haim were wanted by Mourinho and if he carries on like that I can't see any manager worth anything hanging around for too long.
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By catherine
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BIRMINGHAMMMMMM ARE YA LISTENGING TO THE SONG TYHAST IM DSINGING WE'/RE WALKING ALONG SINGING THIS SONG SHITTING ON THE CITY AS WE GO WOOOAAAHHH

5-1, 15 goals in three games,

portsdmouth can lick my arse, evertyon are losaing next week. I'm drunk. Love you.
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By Andy B
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La La La Can't hear you La La La Can't hear you!
By Ezza
#338765
Coventry won 5-1 which was cool. We never win, let alone by that much. Might still be going down though. I sound like I know what I'm on about here.
By wurzel
#338770
If i hear that * Deliliah song once more it will be someone's head on the block!!!

For those of you that wathed the Stoke vs Bristol City game saturday evening, BELIEVE ME, we NEVER play as bad as we did in the first half! Possibly deserved a point from the 2nd half but it probably wouldnt have made much difference. Play offs for us now. Guess we gotta go up via Wembley and getting another £30 million for it. Also shut them blue cnuts from down the road up!!!
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By MK Chris
#338775
That's a classic though, Delilah.
By wurzel
#338777
Topher wrote:That's a classic though, Delilah.

Not when its the only * song they sing throughout the whole game its not! Then when you get abused whilst walking back to your car! Knew there was a reason why i hated Stoke!!!
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By MK Chris
#338778
You take football far too seriously.
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By Yudster
#338797
Ezza wrote:Coventry won 5-1 which was cool. We never win, let alone by that much. Might still be going down though. I sound like I know what I'm on about here.


*cries*
By wurzel
#338799
Yudster wrote:
Ezza wrote:Coventry won 5-1 which was cool. We never win, let alone by that much. Might still be going down though. I sound like I know what I'm on about here.


*cries*

At least you know where your going to finish Yuds. We dont! Although im guessing 3rd or 4oth :( *cries aswell*
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By Andy B
#338807
wurzel wrote:
Topher wrote:That's a classic though, Delilah.

Not when its the only * song they sing throughout the whole game its not! Then when you get abused whilst walking back to your car! Knew there was a reason why i hated Stoke!!!

You've never been to a Portsmouth game then?

Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey.....you get the picture. Now imagine that constantly for 90mins. I've known away supporters who have found themselves humming it after a while.

Milwall are the worst though. They just let out a single monotone note which the whole stadium takes up and reverberates around. They keep it going for ages and it's very disturbing and off putting even for a spectator.
By wurzel
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Andy B wrote:
wurzel wrote:
Topher wrote:That's a classic though, Delilah.

Not when its the only * song they sing throughout the whole game its not! Then when you get abused whilst walking back to your car! Knew there was a reason why i hated Stoke!!!

You've never been to a Portsmouth game then?

Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! Play up Pompey.....you get the picture. Now imagine that constantly for 90mins. I've known away supporters who have found themselves humming it after a while.

Milwall are the worst though. They just let out a single monotone note which the whole stadium takes up and reverberates around. They keep it going for ages and it's very disturbing and off putting even for a spectator.

Nope. Though when i watched them yesterday, and other times theyve been on tele, that bloke with the bell does my head right in!!!

Millwall dont even know what an atmosphere is!

I'm so glad there's no Sjoke fans on here!
By wurzel
#338843
Bonanzoid wrote:I've seen Green Street, I don't trust Millwall.

Quality film. Millwall are pansies!!!
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By Yudster
#339160
Well, as of now, that looks very possible..........
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By SAV1OUR
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Seriously, you should be a commentat-ster! :)

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Better than that trio on ITV anyday.

Good luck Charls by the way, I've a soft spot for Chelsea since Jose departed.
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