Which is better

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Jaffa Cakes or Tea Cakes you decide?

Tea Cakes
5
31%
Jaffacakes
11
69%
  • Total votes : 16
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:38 am #338285
Teacakes are a bore, I think. Give me something to fill the hole.

Re: Which is better

By wurzel
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:39 am #338287
Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

This the real Viv coming out?!

(no pun intended!)
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:40 am #338288
Oh dear!! I wasn't meaning it like that ! Oops.
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Re: Which is better

By Console
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:41 am #338290
Vivienne wrote:what that got to do with jaffas, Tophs?


A Jaffa is a seedless (or, at least, practically seedless) variety of orange. With that in mind, re-read what Topher wrote and see if you can see an alternate meaning in his words.
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:42 am #338292
Does this mean I have no eggs left? I do, ya know. :?
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Re: Which is better

By Andy B
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:44 am #338293
Thanks for sharing!
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:45 am #338295
Sorry, I just don't get the joke! Topher and console always come up with the most obscure stuff.
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:46 am #338298
Console wrote:Actually, it's the other end of the equation that is being referred to here.


???? I am lost in cyber space....
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Re: Which is better

By Andy B
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:48 am #338300
When a man and a woman love each other very much...............
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:49 am #338301
I'm still lost. Are you suggesting I'm not capable of love?
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Re: Which is better

By Yudster
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:49 am #338302
Vivienne wrote:
Console wrote:Actually, it's the other end of the equation that is being referred to here.


???? I am lost in cyber space....


I wouldn't worry Viv, it's not one of Topher's best efforts anyway.
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:50 am #338303
Console is currently replying. I take it it's probably to this.
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Re: Which is better

By MK Chris
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:51 am #338304
Vivienne wrote:Sorry, I just don't get the joke! Topher and console always come up with the most obscure stuff.

I was meaning that you would prefer a "jaffa" (seedless) man who couldn't impregnate you.

Re: Which is better

By wurzel
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 am #338305
Andy B wrote:When a man and a woman love each other very much...............



Vivienne wrote:I'm still lost. Are you suggesting I'm not capable of love?

..........Or a man has a one night stand with a woman without using one of them special bags..........
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 am #338307
Oh, jaffa man!! hmmm... there is such a thing as contraception you know. Or "getting off at Paisley" (as it's known up this way)!!
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Re: Which is better

By Yudster
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:53 am #338308
"Getting off at Paisley" - I love that, and how appropriate!
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:55 am #338309
We were actually taught that as part of "Sex Education" lessons at school. Those were a hoot.
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Re: Which is better

By Andy B
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:56 am #338310
I don't get it..........
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:57 am #338311
It means... before a guy ejects, he pulls out at the last minute. The trains run to Glasgow Central from ayrshire, so if you are getting off at PAISLEY, you get off just before the end. Get it noo?

Re: Which is better

By wurzel
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:59 am #338312
Vivienne wrote:It means... before a guy ejects, he pulls out at the last minute. The trains run to Glasgow Central from ayrshire, so if you are getting off at PAISLEY, you get off just before the end. Get it noo?

Yep, i get it now. Must be a scottish thing.

Mrs Wurzel gave a condom an absolutely brilliant name the other day but i cant remember for the life of me what it was!!!
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Re: Which is better

By Vivienne
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:00 am #338313
Rubber maybe?? I don't like condoms. You can get fruit flavour rubbers nowadays.

Re: Which is better

By wurzel
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:01 am #338314
Vivienne wrote:Rubber maybe?? I don't like condoms. You can get fruit flavour rubbers nowadays.

No it wasn that. It was something ive never heard of for that sort of thing, but was absolutely quality!
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Re: Which is better

By Yudster
-  Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:02 am #338316
I don't like condoms either, but they are a bit more reliable than getting off at Paisley.
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