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Re: Which is better#338285

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:38 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:38 am #338285

Teacakes are a bore, I think. Give me something to fill the hole.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338287

By wurzel - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:39 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:39 am #338287

Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

This the real Viv coming out?!

(no pun intended!)

Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

charlalottie wrote:tit anyone?

Re: Which is better#338288

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:40 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:40 am #338288

Oh dear!! I wasn't meaning it like that ! Oops.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338290

By Console - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:41 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:41 am #338290

Vivienne wrote:what that got to do with jaffas, Tophs?

A Jaffa is a seedless (or, at least, practically seedless) variety of orange. With that in mind, re-read what Topher wrote and see if you can see an alternate meaning in his words.

Re: Which is better#338292

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:42 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:42 am #338292

Does this mean I have no eggs left? I do, ya know.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338293

By Andy B - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:44 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:44 am #338293

Thanks for sharing!

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Which is better#338295

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:45 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:45 am #338295

Sorry, I just don't get the joke! Topher and console always come up with the most obscure stuff.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338296

By Console - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:45 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:45 am #338296

Actually, it's the other end of the equation that is being referred to here.

Re: Which is better#338298

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:46 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:46 am #338298

Console wrote:Actually, it's the other end of the equation that is being referred to here.

???? I am lost in cyber space....

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338300

By Andy B - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:48 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:48 am #338300

When a man and a woman love each other very much...............

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Which is better#338301

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:49 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:49 am #338301

I'm still lost. Are you suggesting I'm not capable of love?

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338302

By Yudster - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:49 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:49 am #338302

Vivienne wrote:
Console wrote:Actually, it's the other end of the equation that is being referred to here.

???? I am lost in cyber space....

I wouldn't worry Viv, it's not one of Topher's best efforts anyway.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Which is better#338303

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:50 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:50 am #338303

Console is currently replying. I take it it's probably to this.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338304

By MK Chris - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:51 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:51 am #338304

Vivienne wrote:Sorry, I just don't get the joke! Topher and console always come up with the most obscure stuff.

I was meaning that you would prefer a "jaffa" (seedless) man who couldn't impregnate you.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Which is better#338305

By wurzel - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 am #338305

Andy B wrote:When a man and a woman love each other very much...............

Vivienne wrote:I'm still lost. Are you suggesting I'm not capable of love?

..........Or a man has a one night stand with a woman without using one of them special bags..........

Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

charlalottie wrote:tit anyone?

Re: Which is better#338307

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:52 am #338307

Oh, jaffa man!! hmmm... there is such a thing as contraception you know. Or "getting off at Paisley" (as it's known up this way)!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338308

By Yudster - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:53 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:53 am #338308

"Getting off at Paisley" - I love that, and how appropriate!

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Which is better#338309

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:55 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:55 am #338309

We were actually taught that as part of "Sex Education" lessons at school. Those were a hoot.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338310

By Andy B - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:56 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:56 am #338310

I don't get it..........

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Which is better#338311

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:57 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:57 am #338311

It means... before a guy ejects, he pulls out at the last minute. The trains run to Glasgow Central from ayrshire, so if you are getting off at PAISLEY, you get off just before the end. Get it noo?

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338312

By wurzel - Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:59 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:59 am #338312

Vivienne wrote:It means... before a guy ejects, he pulls out at the last minute. The trains run to Glasgow Central from ayrshire, so if you are getting off at PAISLEY, you get off just before the end. Get it noo?

Yep, i get it now. Must be a scottish thing.

Mrs Wurzel gave a condom an absolutely brilliant name the other day but i cant remember for the life of me what it was!!!

Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

charlalottie wrote:tit anyone?

Re: Which is better#338313

By Vivienne - Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:00 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:00 am #338313

Rubber maybe?? I don't like condoms. You can get fruit flavour rubbers nowadays.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Which is better#338314

By wurzel - Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:01 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:01 am #338314

Vivienne wrote:Rubber maybe?? I don't like condoms. You can get fruit flavour rubbers nowadays.

No it wasn that. It was something ive never heard of for that sort of thing, but was absolutely quality!

Vivienne wrote:Give me something to fill the hole.

charlalottie wrote:tit anyone?

Re: Which is better#338315

By Console - Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:02 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:02 am #338315

Andy B wrote:I don't get it..........

Are you having a laugh?

Re: Which is better#338316

By Yudster - Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:02 am

- Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:02 am #338316

I don't like condoms either, but they are a bit more reliable than getting off at Paisley.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

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