[Vivienne]

BTW, did you know that 70% of men have a name for their penis? Was reading this the other day.... many call it, "Mr Big Boy"... what a hoot.

[Vivienne]

I don't get it..........

Are you having a laugh?

I'm amazed you got it.

[wurzel]

Very true Yuds. Although there is a little tablet that the female variety could take that works...

Everyone's a winner then

[MK Chris]

BTW, did you know that 70% of men have a name for their penis? Was reading this the other day.... many call it, "Mr Big Boy"... what a hoot.

I think that's absolute bollocks and bullshit to be honest.

[Vivienne]

A certain percentage of women can't take the pill, ya know. I'm one of them. But there is always the coil.

[Vivienne]

BTW, did you know that 70% of men have a name for their penis? Was reading this the other day.... many call it, "Mr Big Boy"... what a hoot.

I think that's absolute bollocks and bullshit to be honest.

You are mad, because men are notoriously sensitive about their Little Soldier.

[DevilsDuck]

BTW, did you know that 70% of men have a name for their penis? Was reading this the other day.... many call it, "Mr Big Boy"... what a hoot.

Many?

I thought it was just me

*looks down* sorry fella, gonna have to re-name you now!

[Console]

I don't get it..........

Are you having a laugh?

I'm amazed you got it. :D

Got what?

BTW, did you know that 70% of men have a name for their penis? Was reading this the other day.... many call it, "Mr Big Boy"... what a hoot.

I think that's absolute bollocks and bullshit to be honest.

You are mad, because men are notoriously sensitive about their Little Soldier.

I agree with Topher. I think the whole 'naming' thing is one of those things that is mainly perpetuated by the media.

[Vivienne]

I'm amazed you got the Paisley "joke" , Console.

And you only agree with Topher because you probably feel threatened.

[Vivienne]

And I had an ex-bf who used to call his "Mr Concrete", so it is true, it seems.

[wurzel]

A certain percentage of women can't take the pill, ya know. I'm one of them. But there is always the coil.

That's their fault! :p

[Vivienne]

It isn't their fault, Wurzel..... it's just medically difficult..

[Console]

I'm amazed you got the Paisley "joke" , Console.

I didn't, although I haven't read that 'joke' either, yet.

And you only agree with Topher because you probably feel threatened.

Threatened by who and about what?

Whatever the answer, I still think it's one of those things that isn't generally done outside of Hollywood and certain magazines and publications.

[DevilsDuck]

And talking of our "little soldiers"

How come only 50% of men seem to understand the whole toilet ettiquette thing?

and 100% of women dont believe it exists!

[Vivienne]

You'll feel threatened Console, because men are notoriously insecure about the size of their penises.

And you obviously did get the paisley joke, because you were asking Andy why he didn't.

[Console]

You'll feel threatened Console, because men are notoriously insecure about the size of their penises.

I'm not, and for a very good reason.

And you obviously did get the paisley joke, because you were asking Andy why he didn't.

Ah, I see the confusion now, I wasn't doing that at all.

[Vivienne]

What ON EARTH do you mean? For a very good reason? Good God.

[Yudster]

I have been thinking, and I am not aware that any of my exes - and certainly not my husband - ever referred to their penis with a pet name. Doesn't mean they didn't do it of course, just not in front of me!

[Vivienne]

Console probably calls his "Mr Carrot".

[Console]

What ON EARTH do you mean?

What do you think I meant?

[Vivienne]

You mean it's THAT BIG? Can us female members come down and measure it then?

[Console]

Without confirming or denying that inferred meaning, that's not what I meant. I don't get insecure, I never have - I've never really given a rat's arse about what people think about me.

[Vivienne]

OK, calm down, you were the one with the innuendo!!! And it's about time you did care what people think of you!

[Ballbag]

Go on Console, don't be such a prude. Let Viv measure your dinkle. I'll stump up the train fair.

[wurzel]

Go on Console, don't be such a prude. Let Viv measure your dinkle. I'll stump up the train fair...

...And i will prodive the metre stick!