[Morals]

This is funny, especially if you remember the original Simon...

http://www.diyjoe.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/simonswears.html

I should point out it's very rude, and you shouldn't look at it if you're young and impressionable, you're at work and your boss is in earshot, or you're old and easily offended by 'kids today'

[Uglybob]

all hail the king, i done it in my first go.

[Sidders]

it doesn't work.

[Uglybob]

it does, its java

[Sidders]

It does now, the site must have been down earlier.

[Morals]

Bob - Java? Shockwave methinks